im getting nothing
from no one
the classic geek present
Im gettin nuttin for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
Im gettin nuttin for Christmas
Cause I aint been nuttin but bad.
I broke my bat on Johnnys head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in sisters bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Mommys rug;
I made Tommy eat a bug;
Bought some gum with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
Oh, Im gettin nuttin for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
Im gettin nuttin for Christmas
Cause I aint been nuttin but bad.
I put a tack on teachers chair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Suzys hair;
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommys plant.
Climbed a tree and tore my pants.
Filled that sugar bowl with ants;
Somebody snitched on me.
CHORUS
Oh, Im gettin nuttin for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
Im gettin nuttin for Christmas
Cause I aint been nuttin but bad.
So you better be good whatever you do
Cause if youre bad, Im warning you,
Youll get nuttin for Christmas.