Who's cooler? Batman or Superman?

PingSpike

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We all know superman would kick batman's ass because superman is like Zeus in tights. But who is the cooler super hero?

I say Batman, through sheer determination he molded himself into a strong fighter and scientist. He designed and built his own contraptions. Plus, his alter ego Bruce Wayne is smooth and a good business man. Clark Kent couldn't even get Louis Lane to give him the time of day.

Superman on the other hand, has a gay costume and was just born with his powers. He doesn't have to work out or train or even eat right, it just all came naturally which isn't that impressive.
 

PatboyX

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batman. and we all know batman could take superman becuase he always does. batman fights dirty and superman hates to have to beat up his friend.
 

SoylentGreen

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I like Justice League, but they watered down Superman too much.

And Wonder Woman can't fly.

Superman is the coolest superhero ever. Kryptonite not withstanding.
 

aircooled

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Batman is cooler than Superman, but Superman should be able to kick Batman's ass....
 

PatboyX

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Originally posted by: SoylentGreen
I like Justice League, but they watered down Superman too much.

And Wonder Woman can't fly.

Superman is the coolest superhero ever. Kryptonite not withstanding.

which justice league?
the cartoon?

i could have sworn i saw her flying in it.
man, now i have to go watch again.
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: PatboyX
batman. and we all know batman could take superman becuase he always does. batman fights dirty and superman hates to have to beat up his friend.

Batman does fight dirty sometimes, but thats because he's smart. If he fought clean against all those bad guys with super powers when he has none, he'd get his clock cleaned.

I still don't think he could beat superman though, unless he had some kyrptonite, then super would get totally whomped. Without his powers, superman is a huge pussy.
 

PatboyX

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Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: PatboyX
batman. and we all know batman could take superman becuase he always does. batman fights dirty and superman hates to have to beat up his friend.

Batman does fight dirty sometimes, but thats because he's smart. If he fought clean against all those bad guys with super powers when he has none, he'd get his clock cleaned.

I still don't think he could beat superman though, unless he had some kyrptonite, then super would get totally whomped. Without his powers, superman is a huge pussy.

well, im a bit of a comic book nerd. so...without actually listing issues like a jackass, i will simply say that every time they have a big "superman/batman" battle, batman ends up winning. its mostly becuase the writers are like "well, superman is a sure thing..so...we'll have batman win"
anyway, you are right. its always due to some intense kryptonite stock he keeps in his good old utility belt. also: half the time superman doesnt know batman is coming after him. i remember one where batman organized all sups old allies against him.
im sure there is a bigger comic book nerd around here that can prove me wrong about the "every time" bit but...eh, you get the idea.
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: PatboyX
Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: PatboyX
batman. and we all know batman could take superman becuase he always does. batman fights dirty and superman hates to have to beat up his friend.

Batman does fight dirty sometimes, but thats because he's smart. If he fought clean against all those bad guys with super powers when he has none, he'd get his clock cleaned.

I still don't think he could beat superman though, unless he had some kyrptonite, then super would get totally whomped. Without his powers, superman is a huge pussy.

well, im a bit of a comic book nerd. so...without actually listing issues like a jackass, i will simply say that every time they have a big "superman/batman" battle, batman ends up winning. its mostly becuase the writers are like "well, superman is a sure thing..so...we'll have batman win"
anyway, you are right. its always due to some intense kryptonite stock he keeps in his good old utility belt. also: half the time superman doesnt know batman is coming after him. i remember one where batman organized all sups old allies against him.
im sure there is a bigger comic book nerd around here that can prove me wrong about the "every time" bit but...eh, you get the idea.

I know little about the actual comics. My experience is from the movies, but more from the old cartoon that was on Fox...which was an excellent series BTW. Why were they fighting eachother anyway? Aren't they both good guys?
 

iamme

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any guy who can see what color thong a girl is wearing, rocks.

x-ray vision > *

superman.
 

Mik3y

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if u made a lightsaber using a piece of kryptonite stone, would the lightsaber then be able to cut through superman?