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Dari

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Went to see the fight last Saturday at a colleague's house. We were there most of the day. He's known for securing the best Afghan haze around these parts. Hours before, for himself, he orders an escort for about $3K. But 5 minutes after they enter his bedroom she leaves. He comes rushing out complaining that he hadn't cum yet. She says he took too long. Her driver is downstairs in the lobby and he would've torn us all to pieces had she given the word so he was out $3K. Frustrated, he orders a $300 escort. 15 minutes in we hear whimpering. Then crying. She then leaves and he complains that he hadn't cum yet. She calls her driver and leaves. So, now he's out $3300 and doubly frustrated. I hardly know this guy and I'm not going to give my opinion (that he's a mook for spending that much on whores when his money could've gone further on a girlfriend). Then on Monday I hear that he posted a rant online and now everyone thinks we were doing some type of orgy. My wife thinks I went to a Nepal earthquake charity event. Not sure how to get out of this one other than to stay quiet. But I was thinking, if these whores can renege on a contract, how else can a client complain other than making noise? I mean, you can't contact the BBB. What else can a john do?

No, no and more no.
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Jeeebus

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# of people who believe this story = # of dinosaurs alive today.

Yet AnotherDari Thread.
 

Newbian

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Why get a $3000 hooker when you could had gotten 10 $300 hookers and gone to town?

Or at least 4 and save the rest for doctor visits.
 

Paratus

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Jun 4, 2004
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Come come come now. Do you expect us to believe a story like that?! :colbert:
 

ControlD

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You should have finished your buddy off then you wouldn't be in this mess.
 

manimal

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Mar 30, 2007
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should have gone with the cheaper whures and booked for an entire evening.


NOOBS
 

cbrunny

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Oct 12, 2007
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This thread makes less sense than the one where people are justifying blatant discrimination against their employees.
 

Andy22

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Fictional = Yes
Well written = No
Interesting = No
Stupid = Yes
Waste of time = Yes
My post is a stupid format = Yes
 

skyking

Lifer
Nov 21, 2001
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he could have done better for the price of a decent video card. What a schmuck.
 

Iron Woode

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You are being flamed because:

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [x] Lamer [ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too" er [x] Pervert [ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer [x] Dumbass [x] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[x] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[x] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[x] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[x] Never post again
[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else
[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] All of the above

:awe:
 
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