Whoo, my first official stalker!

[Syringer]

So last Saturday night I was dragged out to this super ghetto club in SF, and chatted up with a girl for little other reason than because I was bored watching all the guys out there "working their game".

It was an okay conversation with a very nice and smart girl but I didn't have a tremendous desire to follow up or anything. In fact I even gave her a fake name at the beginning, mainly because I'm a douche like that but also because my name "Tien" is hard to say and understand in a loud crowd.

In any case though I think there was a point where I checked my phone for the time, and she looked at it--and on there is my name under "Owner", which she saw, pointed to and was all "oh is that you?"--to which I reluctantly replied, "umm, yup", hoping that she'd had forgotten my name initially as I had with hers rather than just having caught me in a lie.

It went on for a little while longer, and we eventually part our ways near the end of the night, I ended up going to sleep forgetting about it all...that is until I got this from said girl a few days later:

http://i23.tinypic.com/wu0zuo.jpg

It was quite flattering really.

 

[irishScott]

Did you tell her what happened to the Spider?

 

[AmpedSilence]

um, I as about to congradulate you, but this doesn't count as a stalker.

 

[DougK62]

So what is the stalker part of the story?

 

[bigrash]

wow, I've never met a girl with a blank face before.

 

[Regs]

How is that being a stalker?

Does she have a disease or something?

 

[Pugnax]

Watch your back.

 

[intogamer]

can't see da pics

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

404: Stalker not found


Edit: She's probably hanging out with the spider.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

The only outcome is death. I see a painful, fucked up 'made for ogrish.com' death in your future.

If she calls you to her apartment at 2:30 AM under some silly pretense (like...killing a spider?) - DO NOT GO!

 

[Slick5150]

A girl talking to you is classified as a stalker?

Is this the first time this phenomenon has happened to you?

 

[MrWizzard]

eh? I am not seeing the stalker part.

If that is stalker then every guy that ever tries to talk to a girl a second time is one....

Be happy a girl likes you.

 

[AmpedSilence]

can someone refer me to the thread about the spider? references should be funnier then

 

[yllus]

Pics of girl please.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
can someone refer me to the thread about the spider? references should be funnier then

OMG, a noob you are!

 

[Deeko]

most of us have more than 1 facebook friend...someone friending you on facebook does not constitute a stalker.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Motion to change the title of this thread to: Infamous ATOTer has run-in with random female... Later reinforces stereotype about nerds and girls by posting about it on an internet forum

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: bigrash
wow, I've never met a girl with a blank face before.

I see them all the time

 

[AmpedSilence]

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: AmpedSilence
can someone refer me to the thread about the spider? references should be funnier then

OMG, a noob you are!

yeah, that was before i even joined ATOT... thanks though.

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Motion to change the title of this thread to: Infamous ATOTer has run-in with random female... Later reinforces stereotype about nerds and girls by posting about it on an internet forum

Motion to change Topic Summary of this thread to: SPIDER!

 

[ViviTheMage]

haha

 

[Scouzer]

syringer's women have spiders for crabs

he's a bounty hunter for snatch spiders

 

[badkarma1399]

Syringer, I think you have "stalking" confused with what most people call normal human interaction.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
syringer's women have spiders for crabs

he's a bounty hunter for snatch spiders

But will he get caught in a web?

 

[Cabages]

Originally posted by: Scouzer
syringer's women have spiders for crabs

he's a bounty hunter for snatch spiders

LMAO