Wholly crap, pee is making my grass grow!

[SaltyNuts]

So when I'm drinking on the weekends I sometimes go out back to smoke a cigarette, and frequently pee around the same spot (where neighbors can't really see me). The grass in my back yard looks like hell, EXCEPT where I've been peeing. So rather than spend big $$$ on fertilizer, I'm just going to slowly move the places I pee around the yard until the grass is looking good everywhere.

Are there any vitamins or minerals or anythings I should be eating/drinking to make my pee and even better fertilizer?

Thanks!

 

[shortylickens]

Human pee is mostly water, so thats not exactly a surprise.

Now CAT pee on the other hand, thats some evil unholy stuff right there!

 

[Denly]

Seriously? People have been mixing pee water water for farming since forever... where have you been? For better result dig a hole and pop in it then cover it up.

 

[SaltyNuts]

Seriously? People have been mixing pee water water for farming since forever... where have you been? For better result dig a hole and pop in it then cover it up.

Dayam. I guess I missed it because I was to busy learning how too spell "poop". Pop, lolololol.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Just imagine how much healthier you'll be if you drink it!

 

[FeuerFrei]

I know pee is good for tomatoes. Stands to reason other greenery might benefit. Maybe I should pee in the Christmas tree stand.

 

[Imp]

Human pee is mostly water, so thats not exactly a surprise.

Now CAT pee on the other hand, thats some evil unholy stuff right there!

Awesome. I didn't know Caterpillar made fertilizer.

 

[MrSquished]

Dog Pee kills grass.

Get your dog a diaper if you let them out in your yard

 

[WelshBloke]

Dayam. I guess I missed it because I was to busy learning how too spell "poop". Pop, lolololol.

No. He wants you to bury yourself in a hole in your garden.

Frankly I can't say that I disagree with him.

 

[1sikbITCH]

So when I'm drinking on the weekends I sometimes go out back to smoke a cigarette, and frequently pee around the same spot (where neighbors can't really see me). The grass in my back yard looks like hell, EXCEPT where I've been peeing. So rather than spend big $$$ on fertilizer, I'm just going to slowly move the places I pee around the yard until the grass is looking good everywhere.

Are there any vitamins or minerals or anythings I should be eating/drinking to make my pee and even better fertilizer?

Thanks!

Incredible. I would expect saltwater to kill grass.

 

[BoomerD]

Human pee is mostly water, so thats not exactly a surprise.

Now CAT pee on the other hand, thats some evil unholy stuff right there!

plus urea...which breaks down to ammonia...which further breaks down to nitrogen...something grass loves.

 

[natto fire]

plus urea...which breaks down to ammonia...which further breaks down to nitrogen...something grass loves.

When I was large scale composting, we used our pee to "light off" compost piles that were too heavy on the carbon side. It is a very clean source of nitrogen, as most of the garbage humans consume actually ends up in the feces.

 

[BoomerD]

When I was large scale composting, we used our pee to "light off" compost piles that were too heavy on the carbon side. It is a very clean source of nitrogen, as most of the garbage humans consume actually ends up in the feces.

I always peed in my compost piles...:shrug:

 

[natto fire]

I always peed in my compost piles...:shrug:

I never know how much to assume, since the tattered remains of this forum seem to be white collar "why you urinate here?" types.

 

[Mayne]

I just pee into a bucket in my bedroom. and pour it into the toilet in the morning while everyone is sleeping.

 

[IronWing]

Wholly crap, pee is making my grass grow!

They grow up so fast.