Meh.. I went for Kathleen as my top, she recycled her old material (from her previous CC experience & CD), but she's still funny as hell. She did leave out the best line, though...
"And I dunno what's up with these teenagers, everything you do turns into a big drama pageant."
Mom: Would you take out the trash?
Daughter: Why does everyone around here think I'm fat?
<Deleted line>Mom: Nobody mentioned anything about that, chubs, now take the garbage out...
Jay is kinda like a joke book. He has no "act" per se, he just strings together a bunch of one-liners. Funny, but not really a comic. More like a clown. If I hear him say "How do you like my overall outfit?" one more time I'm going to kick him in the face.
Gary was mostly annoying, spending his ENTIRE FREAKING TIME talking about elementary school, milk and cookies. Who gives a rat's rump? Sheesh. I almost cried he was so boring...
John was pretty dang funny, though he didn't get the laughs he deserved.
Never liked Tammy, never thought she was funny, still don't.
Alonzo's an all around hilarious guy. Proved it at the roast, continues to do so.
/My $.02