Whoa, for you freaks out there....

[Danman]

Check this shiat out:
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:Q

 

[nihil]

yea, i saw that a few months ago.

i wish it was that easy.

 

[Maleficus]

repost

 

[Czar]

someone called?

 

[hoihtah]

this is freaky


completely freaky

 

[Kenazo]

Don't tell us how you "stumbled" across that cashman I like their booby trapped computers...


Q.
What if you are shut down, and all your records are confiscated? Won't my name be leaked?
A.
No. Since our job is getting at other people's data, we are all the more aware of the need to protect our information.

Customer data, along with investigative reports, personnel records and other sensitive data, is stored on hard disks which are hard-wired to physically self-destruct when tampered with.

Moreoever, there is no reason for us to be shut down, since we are not engaging in illegal activities.

 

[yobarman]

wow...if you're this despereate you should take the 85 grand and buy yourself a pair of balls.

 

[Danman]

<< Don't tell us how you "stumbled" across that cashman I like their booby trapped computers...


Q.
What if you are shut down, and all your records are confiscated? Won't my name be leaked?
A.
No. Since our job is getting at other people's data, we are all the more aware of the need to protect our information.

Customer data, along with investigative reports, personnel records and other sensitive data, is stored on hard disks which are hard-wired to physically self-destruct when tampered with.

Moreoever, there is no reason for us to be shut down, since we are not engaging in illegal activities. >>




HEY!! Some guy on Rallispec's forums posted this so I thought I would share it with my fellow ATOT'ers.

 

[BlueApple]

<< this is freaky


completely freaky >>

 

[Platypus]

Haha.

 

[FrustratedUser]

Truly great business idea!!!


Think of it. This is the way men hunt women! only difference now is that someone is helping out.
LOL!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< repost >>

 

[AvesPKS]

Sounds like the business from The Game.

 

[b0mbrman]

<< yea, i saw that a few months ago.
i wish it was that easy. >>


Don't we all?

 

[MazerRackham]

wow, that's freakin' freaky.... :Q

 

[isasir]

<< Q.
Why do you refuse overweight clients? Why not let the subject herself decide whether she likes me or not, after the coincidence has occurred?
A.
Our job is to design a successful coincidence. We are good at what we do, but we are not gods. Even a carefully engineered coincidence will be fruitless if the fundamental conditions are not right. If you are serious about finding the perfect love for you, first get in shape, and then come to us. >>



:Q

 

[nirgis]

I could think of many other ways to spend $78,000. Really, anyone that pathetic is not going to get past the first conversation

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

If it was that easy people wouldn't be single

 

[Mookow]

I prefer to do my stalking unassisted, thank you.

 

[KingNothing]

That reminds me a lot of the movie The Game. And it's equally scary. :Q Besides, where's the fun in having someone do all that stuff for you?

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< That reminds me a lot of the movie The Game. And it's equally scary. :Q Besides, where's the fun in having someone do all that stuff for you? >>

Can you imagine if she ever found out? :Q

 

[yakko]

I like to do my own stalking.

 

[joohang]

<< I like to do my own stalking. >>

 

[gopunk]

i think that would be a really fun job.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<<

<< That reminds me a lot of the movie The Game. And it's equally scary. :Q Besides, where's the fun in having someone do all that stuff for you? >>

Can you imagine if she ever found out? :Q >>

:Q Yes... that's ground for a divorce, and then she takes half of your cash. I wouldn't be suprised if the company has the woman on their payroll in the first place. They investigated you to find what kind of woman you like, then put her in front of you. She plays hard to get, you call the company, everything goes as planned. You're smitten with her and forget to get her to sign a pre-nup. Then one day she starts "wondering" about the coincidences of you two meeting (she's gotten you drunk by this point) and you spill your guts. She pretends to get mad, divorces you, takes half your cash, and splits it with the company.

:Q
I got them figured out already. <shudder>
Scary that someone would pull something like that.