Who would you want to rule you: Joffrey Baratheon or Ramsey Bolton?

[madoka]

Citizens of Westeros, it's that time again to choose our new ruler.

Who would you support?

The traditional, conservative choice, Baratheon or the more Bohemian, liberal choice, Bolton.

In this hypothetical, there are NO other viable choices with an army strong enough to win. No John, no Dany, no Sansa, to save us. That's right, all we are deciding is what flavor shit sandwich we are going to eat.

Threads merged. -DrPizza

 

[madoka]

Sorry, double posted when I hit the back button.

 

[Homerboy]

I'd move to Dorne

 

[clamum]

Oh wow. That would be fricking horrible. I guess Ramsey.

 

[Jaepheth]

I'd probably go with Baratheon.

Seems more susceptible to sycophantic strategies.

 

[Mayne]

probably Joffrey. Atleast he will kill you quick I think. I rather not be eaten by dogs.

 

[Miramonti]

Oops I voted Bolton but meant Joffrey. Bolton is viciously brutal and torturous, yet also clever, so with him, you're fvcked with little way out. Joffrey is an idiot who would serve a quicker death, muchless be easier to outsmart.

Irony is that the person who plays Joffrey is the exact opposite and dedicated to philanthropy.

 

[KeithTalent]

Joff. A monster, but a more predictable monster plus he still has Cersei to try and ground him a little bit, Ramsey is far more erratic and is completely on his own to do whatever he wants. Scary shit.

KT

 

[nakedfrog]

I've heard the name "Joffrey", so I'll guess this is a GoT thing.

 

[cbrunny]

If it's guaranteed to be shitty, why bother with the risk of changing?

 

[madoka]

If it's guaranteed to be shitty, why bother with the risk of changing?

Because the king died and there is now a war for succession.

 

[Jaskalas]

Joffery is an evil, spoiled little !@#$...
That's still miles above the flayer.

 

[cbrunny]

Because the king died and there is now a war for succession.

ok, you just took an interesting thread and made it shitty by introducing brand new facts. shame on you, hipster.

also you put a picture of Joff with the crown. clearly your OP post indicated he was already king.

 

[zinfamous]

Geoffrey. It is far more likely that the inevitable assassination against him would succeed when compared to the inevitable attempt on Ramsay.

 

[madoka]

ok, you just took an interesting thread and made it shitty by introducing brand new facts. shame on you, hipster.

also you put a picture of Joff with the crown. clearly your OP post indicated he was already king.

I figured there would be at least one dumbass wet-blanket who would nitpick and refuse to play along with an imaginary scenario. Congrats on being the one.

 

[cbrunny]

lol adds facts halfway through thread. fun poll.

 

[JM Aggie08]

By most accounts, Ramsay took care of his people and was a pretty brilliant war strategist (sans the BotB).

Joff would drive the country into the dirt.

 

[z1ggy]

If somebody can photo shop trump's face on Joff's and Hildawg's on Ram's, I'd lose my sh!t.

 

[Skel]

Depends on how close to the throne I am. If I'm just a peasant then flip a coin, I'm screwed either way. If I'm part of the court, I'd go Joffrey. He's a psycho, but you can tell him how awesome of a king he is and you'll get rewards. Ramsay loves to fuck with everyone around him. I can't help but feel the closer you are to him, the more in danger you are.

 

[madoka]

If somebody can photo shop trump's face on Joff's and Hildawg's on Ram's, I'd lose my sh!t.

It's already been done a lot for Trump:

Not yet for Hillary.

 

[z1ggy]

Gold. Pure, unadulterated gold.

 

[MrDudeMan]

Depends on how close to the throne I am. If I'm just a peasant then flip a coin, I'm screwed either way. If I'm part of the court, I'd go Joffrey. He's a psycho, but you can tell him how awesome of a king he is and you'll get rewards. Ramsay loves to fuck with everyone around him. I can't help but feel the closer you are to him, the more in danger you are.

/thread