who would you trust more?

[nageov3t]

http://www.buzzfeed.com/reddit/the-trustworthiness-of-beards-img

I'd say John Waters > werewolf > Hitler > chinstrap guy

 

[TwinsenTacquito]

Werewolf - Waters (because just perverted, not gonna kill me), Chin Strap (because Smashmouth), Hitler

Maybe... Wolf - Waters - Hitler - Smashmouth Chin Strap

Because Hitler can't kill me from hundreds of miles away, over a radio.

 

[lxskllr]

I say werewolf>Hitler>Waters/chinstrap for a tie.

I like Waters a lot, but his mustache looks like a cheezy used car salesman's. Chinstrap is just generally cheezy.

Edit:
My above comments regarding the chinstrap are assuming the newer razor cut wigger style. I trust the fuller Lincoln style much more.

 

[brblx]

the bottom four on that list are totally right, but the rest of it sucks. pedo mustaches towards the top, wtf?

 

[ahenkel]

I often rock the homeless person beard look

 

[PM650]

Douchebagedness scale would've been more useful, a lot of those at the top are untrustworthy to me.

 

[mmntech]

I'd say Hitler - Warewolf - Chinstrap Guy - John Waters.

I mean, Hitler did exactly what he said he'd do. Warewolf might be in human form. John Waters looks like he'd rape my kids.

 

[Colt45]

I often rock the homeless person beard look

I'm rocking one as we speak.

 

[moshquerade]

a sexy guy with a chinstrap, and not a pencil thin one.

 

[PingSpike]

My chinstrap keeps my hair helmet from flying off, you insensitive clod!

 

[BurnItDwn]

I would trust the Chaplin mustache, you know, the one that Hitler tainted!