Who would you rather have as your dojo president?

[Shawn]

Ahnold?

 

[dc]

dude, how can i possibly choose between bruce lee, chuck norris, or micheal dudikoff. ARGH. they're like 3 different facets of the same CRYSTAL OF WAILING AWESOMENESS.

 

[Mookow]

How about Wyatt Earp to teach American Kung-Fu?

 

[trilks]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: trilks
If TheNinja becomes president, will he wail on guitar all night long? I needs my sleep, you know...

Well I would only use my guitar for 3 things:
1. As a warning sign that danger is coming (usually in the form of pirates, vikings, or moms)
2. When I wanted to get my dojo people TOTALLY PUMPED
3. As a beckoning call for hot babes (i would probably play a monster ballad from the 1980s)

I will not use my guitar when:
1. I'm porking hot babes
2. I'm building a pillow fort with my homies
3. I'm eating spicy chili with vice pres. hippo

I hope that makes you fell better about me and what I stand for ......TheNinja in 2004!!!!!!

In that case, I definitely vote TheNinja for President :thumbsup:

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: pyonir
What do i get if i vote for you?

A Ukulele

Am i invited to eat spicy chili in the pillow fort with Vice President Hippo?

Of course! - Have you forgotten already?

That's all i ask. I'm in. Where do i sign!?

WTF pyonir? You're cheating on me? After all those wonderful times we had!? :brokenheart:

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: mwtgg

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: pyonir
What do i get if i vote for you?

A Ukulele

Am i invited to eat spicy chili in the pillow fort with Vice President Hippo?

Of course! - Have you forgotten already?

That's all i ask. I'm in. Where do i sign!?

WTF pyonir? You're cheating on me? After all those wonderful times we had!? :brokenheart:

Do you have spicy chili, a pillow fort, a vice president hippo, and wait on guitar....HARD?

 

[n0cmonkey]

Is "ninja" code for male escorts for men?

 

[misle]

where's Steven Seagal?

 

[voodoochylde]

Can I choose none of the above? Heh, I like my current instructor just fine - though if I could learn JKD from Lee or Li, that'd be pretty frickin' cool...

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Do you have spicy chili, a pillow fort, a vice president hippo, and wait on guitar....HARD?

See that's what I've been saying all along. I really don't think anyone can compete with what I have to offer. Plus Pyonir didn't even mention porking hot babes AND popping like 16 boners!!!!

 

[JeffCos]

Frank Dux

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: JeffCos
Frank Dux

Don't you mean Jean-Claude Van DAmm?

 

[Gibson486]

Master Splinter >*

 

[JeffCos]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: JeffCos
Frank Dux

Don't you mean Jean-Claude Van DAmm?

no, i don't want an actor, i want the guy who actually won the kumitae, not the actor who played the guy.