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Who would you rather have as neighbors?

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MrAwesome

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Ok. So you are apartment hunting. At one apartment you would get to be neighbors with two hot lesbian chicks who never close the windows to their bedroom and you have a great view from your apartment. But these lesbian chicks don't like men at all and therefore you had no chance at pulling off a threesome. You are confined to just watching every night. At the other apartment, you would get to be neighbors with a below average looking, slightly overweight chick who wanted you badly and would obey your every command. Which apartment would you choose?

Oh yeah......you are also a lonely bachelor with no girlfirend and hasn't done the horizontal tango for a year.
 
How about get the room with the lesbians then get a girlfriend thats above average and not overweight.
 
Lesbians. You can close the window shade when you have company, and I'd rather not have some girl stalking me.
 
The results of this poll are confirming my suspicions that ATOT'ers would much rather play with themselves rather than get the real thing. Interesting.......
 
Gotta go with the Lesbians. :thumbsup:

The results of this poll are confirming my suspicions that ATOT'ers would much rather play with themselves rather than get the real thing. Interesting.......
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For me it's not that.

I'm just picky.

If I can't have HOT. I'll do with out.
 
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
The results of this poll are confirming my suspicions that ATOT'ers would much rather play with themselves rather than get the real thing. Interesting.......
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What if you already have the real thing
 
hooking up with someone in the same apartment complex (or dorms) is generally a bad idea. you'll run into eachother all the time, until one of you moves, and it will always be really awkward and uncomfortable. especially if you're with a new girlfriend at the time.
 
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
The results of this poll are confirming my suspicions that ATOT'ers would much rather play with themselves rather than get the real thing. Interesting.......
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What if you already have the real thing
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But in this scenario, you are a lonely bachelor.
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
hooking up with someone in the same apartment complex (or dorms) is generally a bad idea. you'll run into eachother all the time, until one of you moves, and it will always be really awkward and uncomfortable. especially if you're with a new girlfriend at the time.
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As opposed to playing with yourself while staring at the neighbors?
 
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
The results of this poll are confirming my suspicions that ATOT'ers would much rather play with themselves rather than get the real thing. Interesting.......
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What if you already have the real thing
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But in this scenario, you are a lonely bachelor.
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But that wasn't added in until 10 mins later...we can't help an edit.
 
Originally posted by: CheapArse
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Originally posted by: Mo0o
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
The results of this poll are confirming my suspicions that ATOT'ers would much rather play with themselves rather than get the real thing. Interesting.......
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What if you already have the real thing
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But in this scenario, you are a lonely bachelor.
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But that wasn't added in until 10 mins later...we can't help an edit.
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My bad.......
 
Originally posted by: loki8481
hooking up with someone in the same apartment complex (or dorms) is generally a bad idea. you'll run into eachother all the time, until one of you moves, and it will always be really awkward and uncomfortable. especially if you're with a new girlfriend at the time.
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Ain't that the truth. Same with coworkers. Doesn't stop you from doing it though. 😛
 
Originally posted by: MrAwesome
Ok. So you are apartment hunting. At one apartment you would get to be neighbors with two hot lesbian chicks who never close the windows to their bedroom and you have a great view from your apartment. But these lesbian chicks don't like men at all and therefore you had no chance at pulling off a threesome. You are confined to just watching every night. At the other apartment, you would get to be neighbors with a below average looking, slightly overweight chick who wanted you badly and would obey your every command. Which apartment would you choose?

Oh yeah......you are also a lonely bachelor with no girlfirend and hasn't done the horizontal tango for a year.
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Ok I got it... you move in next door to the lesbians... but you get the fat chicks number (don't give her yours)... enjoy the view and instead of playing with yourself, let the fat chick do the work!! puhahahaha... ok i'm an a$$h0le but whatever =)
 
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