Who would you hire this model for?

calvinbiss

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Originally posted by: daveymark
Check the model out on the home page

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she kinds looks like that one old lady from Orgasmo...you know the one i'm talking aobut. She has a special "talent"
 

TheAudit

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She could model for me if I owned a funeral home. She could show you what you would look like in one of our classic caskets.
 

murphy55d

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jesus. There are only 2 girls on that whole site who are even remotely good looking.

"As advertised on MTV!!!!"
 

Mermaidman

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So this is where you pay some shady agency thousands of $$ to become a model? :p

Great site!
 

Quasmo

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Are you dying?
Is your head full of bugs?
Do you punch yourself in the face at night?
Do you look like this "insert her picture"?

Then you should never model. If you look nothing like this lady
contact good modeling agency NOW!!!
 

toekramp

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Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Originally posted by: calvinbiss
Originally posted by: daveymark
Check the model out on the home page

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she kinds looks like that one old lady from Orgasmo...you know the one i'm talking aobut. She has a special "talent"

The DVDA lady?

if you don't think that opens me up like a turkey on thanksgiving, you got another thing coming!
 

edro

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Apr 5, 2002
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LOL!!!!

I can't believe they actually have those people on there!

OMG, there are like 3... MAYBE 3 of those women that are even remotely attractive.
 

rh71

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someone needs to give these people a reality check (I guess some on AT can use it too) :D