Who would you have elected as the next Pope?

[88keys]

I would have picked Ron Paul.

 

[Jaskalas]

Who would you choose to be the next pope?

The President, it's clearly the next step up from nobel peace prize. He got the first one for winning an election, but since then he got re-elected. Gotta step it up and give him Pope.

 

[zerocool84]

The one that doesn't rape little boys

 

[amdhunter]

The one that doesn't rape little boys

That's retarded. There would never be a Pope ever again if you use that logic.

 

[amish]

philosoraptor is the only logical choice

 

[jpiniero]

Tim Tebow

 

[child of wonder]

Myself. Then god would give me the revelation that the entire Catholic church is a sham and should be disbanded.

Let his will be done.

 

[HOSED]

Let me list the qualifications for sainthood, you need a miracle credit (or two). So some lady prays to a picture of me and is supposedly cured and I get a miracle credit? THAT is absurd.
It is ironic that pray sounds so much like prey.
The real miracle is that all of the abuse went on and nothing was done other than having bishops lobby legislatures so that the statue of limitations was NOT extended for victims http://www.adkanenough.com/catholic-church-fights-to-kill-pas-statute-of-limitation-reform.html

 

[GagHalfrunt]

That's retarded. There would never be a Pope ever again if you use that logic.

So it's win-win.

 

[SSSnail]

I'd consider myself for the position, but first I need to know the pay, benefits package, and will there be hookers and blow.

 

[techs]

Steven Colbert

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Necro thread that exists for no reason. Hooray!

 

[BoomerD]

I would have picked Ron Paul.

Ron Who?

Bah. ..fucking necrothread.

 

[clamum]

When I supported Paul back in late 2007/early 2008, I'd see a lot of people call Paul's supporters "Paulbots." I thought it was stupid at the time and totally disagreed, but time has definitely changed my mind. God, so fucking many of his supporters (disciples is probably a better word) are completely mindless and just parrot whatever he says, as if they actually had a full, objective understanding of whatever position/topic it is.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

John Paul George Ringo