Who would win...

[So]

...a polar bear weilding an assault rifle or 100 chimpanzees weilding fireaxes?


Assume a forest setting and they start reasonably far apart.

 

[ryan256]

Drugs are bad mm'kay?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: ryan256
Drugs are bad mm'kay?

No, no, no. Neither the chimpanzees nor the bear havebeen given access to psychotropic drugs.

 

[NatePo717]

Originally posted by: ryan256
Drugs are bad mm'kay?

:thumbsup:

 

[wfbberzerker]

chimpanzees for sure. a polar bear isn't gonna know how to use an assault rifle, and chances are even if he did, his paws wouldn't fit the trigger.

 

[Heisenberg]

Depends on how much time the polar bear has spent at the range.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Depends on how much time the polar bear has spent at the range.

:laugh:

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm definitely gonna give it to the chimps due to superior numbers, strength, and ability to use the provided weapon.
Well... how many clips does the polar bear have?

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Depends on how much time the polar bear has spent at the range.

And how many boxes of ammo he has.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I'm definitely gonna give it to the chimps due to superior numbers, strength, and ability to use the provided weapon.
Well... how many clips does the polar bear have?

Bandolier...

 

[suicidalpigeon]

what kind of rifle is it, is there a grenade launcher equipped?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: wafflesandsyrup
what kind of rifle is it, is there a grenade launcher equipped?

AK, no underslung grenade launcher.

Also, oversized trigger so the bear can fire it.

 

[OrByte]

a polar bear is missing the appropriate digits to operate a firearm.

whereas the chimps can swing those axes like a mofo

I will go with the chimps!

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I'm definitely gonna give it to the chimps due to superior numbers, strength, and ability to use the provided weapon.
Well... how many clips does the polar bear have?

Bandolier...

I think I'm still gonna vote Chimp.
Pollage?

 

[vi edit]

Simian infantry FTW

 

[Cooler]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Simian infantry FTW

/ thread

 

[DAGTA]

The winner will be the guy that gets up there and starts up a BBQ for all of the fresh meat he's about to have. 🙂

 

[ddviper]

chimps fo sho

and when i read the OP, i couldnt help but laugh at the oddness of the question

 

[FP]

What kind of rounds are we talking? FMJ?

 

[altonb1]

Umm...the plane gets life from the treadmill and takes off?

Oh...sorry...wrong thread...😉