Who would win in a fight?

[olds]

Who would win in a fight?
A Green Beret Soldier armed with a baseball bat.
Or
A blind guy with no arms or legs armed with a M16 with a 30 round clip.
Why?

 

[BoomerD]

Depends...is the blind guy also deaf?


Is this a rhetorical question, or are you setting up next week's "Fight Night in the Basement?"

 

[datalink7]

Green Beret.

Why? Well for one you can't load a 30 round clip into an M16.

 

[Dominato3r]

How does the blind guy shoot the gun?

 

[nick1985]

 

[olds]

So, you're saying the Green Beret?

BTW, on the left is a stripper clip. not to be confused with a stripper pole.

 

[Dominato3r]

A gun is a gun. You kill people with it.

 

[keird]

I didn't vote. It's a draw. What would motivate a highly trained professional Soldier to club a matt? This makes no sense.

Besides, if it's in certain terrain, a matt would be completely undectable.

 

[olds]

A gun is a gun. You kill people with it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLEqdGxS2xc

 

[nick1985]

So, you're saying the Green Beret?

BTW, on the left is a stripper clip. not to be confused with a stripper pole.

Yes. Green Beret. A 30 round clip could not be loaded into the rifle. The blind man would have to take the rounds off the clip and load them into his rifle 1 at a time. The blind man would essentially be left with an extremely slow bolt action rifle. He probably wouldn't even get a shot off.

 

[JulesMaximus]

A gun is a gun. You kill people with it.

How do you shoot a gun with no arms or legs?

 

[sandorski]

Blind Guy.

 

[olds]

Yes. Green Beret. A 30 round clip could not be loaded into the rifle. The blind man would have to take the rounds off the clip and load them into his rifle 1 at a time. The blind man would essentially be left with an extremely slow bolt action rifle. He probably wouldn't even get a shot off.

See post below yours.

 

[nick1985]

See post below yours.

I could load an M16 with my tongue. I assumed this guy could too

 

[Cogman]

How do you shoot a gun with no arms or legs?

My question exactly. You can't shoot, or aim. So long as the Green Beret doesn't stand directly in front of the rifle, there is no way an armless legless man could kill him.

 

[Gothgar]

my favorite part is the guy's name, Matt, I heard that joke before

 

[BoomerD]

my favorite part is the guy's name, Matt, I heard that joke before

If the Green Beret hung the blind guy on the wall...would his name be Art?

 

[Gothgar]

If the Green Beret hung the blind guy on the wall...would his name be Art?

or, if he placed him in a pool with a lifejacket on would he be Bob?

 

[BoomerD]

If a cow only has legs on one side...is it lean beef?

If the cow has NO legs...is it ground beef?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

If a cow only has legs on one side...is it lean beef?

If the cow has NO legs...is it ground beef?

You, sir, need to stop. Now.

 

[F1N3ST]

If a cow only has legs on one side...is it lean beef?

If the cow has NO legs...is it ground beef?

Post of the day!

 

[Ruptga]

:hmm: This is the most cleverly disguised bad joke thread I've ever seen.

 

[olds]

:hmm: This is the most cleverly disguised bad joke thread I've ever seen.

Did I disguise the parody too well?

 

[Gothgar]

Did I disguise the parody too well?

no, but you sure parodied the disguise excellently

 

[LtPage1]

Green Beret.

Why? Well for one you can't load a 30 round clip into an M16.

I was going to vote for Matt, but you just convinced me otherwise. Way to bring facts into this. :thumbup;