Who would win in a fight? Stoner or drunk?

[vi edit]

In a battle to the death, which numb minded combatant would you choose?

 

[puffff]

i've seen quite a few violent drunks.. but stoners on the other hand are usually more laid back.. so i pick drunk

 

[Jzero]

The stoner would win.....if you could motivate him to fight. Perhaps if the drunk stole his Cheetos or some such.

 

[loup garou]

Drunk, as long as neither passes out before it's over. 🙂

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: puffff
i've seen quite a few violent drunks.. but stoners on the other hand are usually more laid back.. so i pick drunk

Agreed. I've never seen anyone get violent when getting stoned but I've seen plenty of people that get violent when drinking.

 

[Isshinryu]

Is he/she Irish, because that would determine alot. 🙂

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Is he/she Irish, because that would determine alot. 🙂

/curveball

Irish Stoner
British Drunk

😀

 

[fs5]

someone on pcp

 

[Isshinryu]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Is he/she Irish, because that would determine alot. 🙂

/curveball

Irish Stoner
British Drunk

😀

Bloody wanker!
Irishman would always kick a Brits arse, plain and simple. I don't care if the Irishman had no arms or legs and the Brit was 6'7" 300lbs...Irishman wins. 🙂

 

[newbiepcuser]

Jackie Chan: using Drunken boxing kung fu.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Jackie Chan: using Drunken boxing kung fu.

ohh good one.... but what if the stoner new mui tai kick boxing.


and it really depends on how stoned the stoner is and how drunk the drunk is. the drunk could just be socked in the stomach and start puking everywhere.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5
someone on pcp

I swear, that's how they made those "Trigens" in FarCry - they shaved a monkey and hopped it up on whiskey and PCP. :Q

- M4H

 

[So]

What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

Russian Drunk vs Irish Drunk ...

- M4H

 

[Isshinryu]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

Russian Drunk vs Irish Drunk ...

- M4H

Puh-lease. Irish by far. 🙂

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

from the looks of things russians have hardly won anything

 

[So]

No fair!

 

[daveymark]

I think the stoner would connect with more punches but the drunk would have more fury.

 

[Phoenix86]

How drunk/stoned?

Wasted/totally stoned, stoner.

drunk/high drunk.

A drunk is more violent, but if they don't have control because they are *that* drunk...

 

[krunchykrome]

The drunk would win. Drunks feel no pain and tend to be more violent.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

from the looks of things russians have hardly won anything

What do ya mean? They got half of europe. We just cut off trade with them and they had to give it back, 'cause they started to run out of booze money.

 

[clamum]

Depends... I'll go with the drunk unless each person is quite inebriated, in that case I'll pick the stoner cause I think he'd land more punches/be better coordinated.

 

[ggavinmoss]

Drunk, hands down.

-geoff

 

[Rainsford]

I haven't seen a stoned person do much of anything...getting motivated to fight seems to be beyond them.

On the other hand, there are a lot of angry drunks.