Who would win in a fight? Stoner or drunk?

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In a battle to the death, which numb minded combatant would you choose?
 

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i've seen quite a few violent drunks.. but stoners on the other hand are usually more laid back.. so i pick drunk
 

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The stoner would win.....if you could motivate him to fight. Perhaps if the drunk stole his Cheetos or some such.
 

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Originally posted by: puffff
i've seen quite a few violent drunks.. but stoners on the other hand are usually more laid back.. so i pick drunk

Agreed. I've never seen anyone get violent when getting stoned but I've seen plenty of people that get violent when drinking.
 

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Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Is he/she Irish, because that would determine alot. :)

/curveball

Irish Stoner
British Drunk

:D
 

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Originally posted by: Isshinryu
Is he/she Irish, because that would determine alot. :)

/curveball

Irish Stoner
British Drunk

:D

Bloody wanker!
Irishman would always kick a Brits arse, plain and simple. I don't care if the Irishman had no arms or legs and the Brit was 6'7" 300lbs...Irishman wins. :)
 

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Originally posted by: newbiepcuser
Jackie Chan: using Drunken boxing kung fu.

ohh good one.... but what if the stoner new mui tai kick boxing.


and it really depends on how stoned the stoner is and how drunk the drunk is. the drunk could just be socked in the stomach and start puking everywhere.
 

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What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.
 

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

Russian Drunk vs Irish Drunk ...

- M4H

Puh-lease. Irish by far. :)
 

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Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

from the looks of things russians have hardly won anything
 

Phoenix86

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How drunk/stoned?

Wasted/totally stoned, stoner.

drunk/high drunk.

A drunk is more violent, but if they don't have control because they are *that* drunk...
 

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Originally posted by: Wahsapa
Originally posted by: So
What if the drunk is russian? I mean, they've won entire world wars, smashed out of their collective gords.

from the looks of things russians have hardly won anything


What do ya mean? They got half of europe. We just cut off trade with them and they had to give it back, 'cause they started to run out of booze money.
 

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Depends... I'll go with the drunk unless each person is quite inebriated, in that case I'll pick the stoner cause I think he'd land more punches/be better coordinated.
 

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I haven't seen a stoned person do much of anything...getting motivated to fight seems to be beyond them.

On the other hand, there are a lot of angry drunks.