Who watches Emeril?

JasonSix78

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I like Rachael Ray and The Italian chick, only two shows I watch on Food Network. I've caught Emeril several times, he's funny at times.

Add Ray Ray to the Poll: "Hate Emeril but love Rachael Ray" :)

-Jason
 

Insane3D

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I'd prolly run him over with my car if I saw him on the street...

Then I'd get out and shout BAM.
 

Lyfer

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I would powned the living fvck out of rachael ray. :D Hate emeril.
 

ElFenix

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rachel ray is too fskcing annoying. and she is getting rather not hot. that janet chick who pretends she is italian has big tits but a giant balloon head.

alton brown > mario batali > tyler florence > emeril > ... > a smoking pile of dog sh!t > al roker > bobby flay
 

venk

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
rachel ray is too fskcing annoying. and she is getting rather not hot.

Can you blame her? Her job is to eat rich foods all day.

 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: venk
Originally posted by: ElFenix
rachel ray is too fskcing annoying. and she is getting rather not hot.

Can you blame her? Her job is to eat rich foods all day.

i guess it would be really hard not to get fat on $40 a day of food.

but i can blame her for being annoying.
 

Mo0o

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Emeril is fvcking annoying as hell. His cooking show is pointless since he doesn't tell you how much he adds. And he uses the same lame jokes everytime and those retarded sheep known as the audience laughs every god damn time.
 

JasonSix78

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Emeril is fvcking annoying as hell. His cooking show is pointless since he doesn't tell you how much he adds. And he uses the same lame jokes everytime and those retarded sheep known as the audience laughs every god damn time.

Whoa, don't blow a gasket there.

-Jason

 

maddogchen

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Iron Chef! thats about the only show i've seen on the food channel. I don't know who the other people are. They had like a rib or barbecue week a while ago, man all those ribs looked so good! I would have killed for some of those ribs.
 

sumrtym

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Emeril uses the same spices in almost everything in the same amounts. You know what that means? His dishes all taste about the same too. He's a one-trick wonder.

I think Futurama had an episode that said the same thing and I about fell over laughing that they actually said it!
 

sao123

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Originally posted by: sumrtym
Emeril uses the same spices in almost everything in the same amounts.



Emeril: Were gonna add some Garlic...
Audience: YAY!
Emeril: Ok well add some more garlic...
Audience: YAAAAY!!!!!!!
Emeril: Oh screw it... well just use all the garlic...
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Triumph

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Originally posted by: sao123
Originally posted by: sumrtym
Emeril uses the same spices in almost everything in the same amounts.



Emeril: Were gonna add some Garlic...
Audience: YAY!
Emeril: Ok well add some more garlic...
Audience: YAAAAY!!!!!!!
Emeril: Oh screw it... well just use all the garlic...
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, so true. The audience is a bunch of idiots. That includes the television audience! :p

Rachel Ray is hot, and who can't help but love Iron Chef? But Emeril is just awful. I hate people who talk out of the side of their mouths. There, I said it. I have a prejudice. I also hate people who are crosseyed, but that's neither here nor there.
 

MrChad

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Emeril is ok, but I prefer shows such as Good Eats and 30 Minute Meals.

Emeril's recipes taste great but are usually loaded with butter, heavy cream and other high calorie ingredients.
Emeril's recipes are usually more involved than other shows'. I prefers meals that I can cook quickly after work.
Emeril's show is obnoxious; I honestly cannot understand why adding wine and/or garlic to a recipe gets the audience so excited.
 

theknight571

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I used to like Emeril... but his show is getting old. Same ole...same ole.

My favorite is Alton Brown (Good Eats).

I also like "Unwrapped".

"The Secret Life of ... " is good too, but I find the host a little annoying.

- TK
 

akubi

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Originally posted by: Mo0o
Emeril is fvcking annoying as hell. His cooking show is pointless since he doesn't tell you how much he adds. And he uses the same lame jokes everytime and those retarded sheep known as the audience laughs every god damn time.

hell yeah. I hate that show too. "gonna kick it up a notch" gets old after hearing it half dozen times :|

that bbq show with bobby flay (sp?) sucks too.

i like iron chef (both original and iron chef usa)
 

Literati

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If I had cable I would but right now I'm only able to get Gordan Ramsey shows, Hell's Kitchen, Boiling Point, etc.

I just wish they were more about his cooking as opposed to his being an asshole.
 

sao123

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the only problem with iron chef is... in 3 years of watching it....
only 1 time has anyone ever beaten an iron chef...
Some chik beat the (i think it was the) red chef, it was the french chef.
 

Kelemvor

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I wouldn't say I Hate him but he gets annoying pretty damn fast. Almost makes me wonder if he really knows his stuff or if he just puts on a good show...