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Who was drunker?

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lagvoid

Senior member
My friend has been e-mailing me jokes and I think they're from Maxim
heres one I liked.
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Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours
and went home their separate ways.

The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night
before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, ?I drove
straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I
blew chunks.?

The second said, ?You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped
my car around the first tree I saw. I don?t even have insurance!?

The third proclaimed, ?Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got
into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole
house down!?

The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, ?Listen
girls, I don?t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.?
 
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