Who wants to be trapped in Vault 69?

I wish I was trapped in.....

  • Vault 69

  • Vault 68

  • I'm already inside Old's basement.


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waggy

No Lifer
Dec 14, 2000
68,143
10
81
I don't know man. 1 man and 999 women? i think i would be dead due to exhaustion.
 

_Rick_

Diamond Member
Apr 20, 2012
3,948
70
91
I think in Vault 68 I wouldn't get killed quite so quickly.
Being the only guy among close to a thousand females, is going to end in a catfight, with you being the squeaky toy. Eventually some fatty will kill you, because if she can't have you, nobody can.

Luckily Broheim volunteered.
 

Born2bwire

Diamond Member
Oct 28, 2005
9,840
6
71
I think in Vault 68 I wouldn't get killed quite so quickly.
Being the only guy among close to a thousand females, is going to end in a catfight, with you being the squeaky toy. Eventually some fatty will kill you, because if she can't have you, nobody can.

Luckily Broheim volunteered.

I picture Broheim looking exactly like his avatar when first finding out about Vault 69.
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
36,052
17
81
So in Vault 69, you're gonna have pretty much blood and hair everywhere. No thanks.
 

SunnyD

Belgian Waffler
Jan 2, 2001
32,674
146
106
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Let's see... Vault 68 sounds like I'd be stuck with a bunch of gay guys. No problem with gays, but I don't swing that way, and well, 1 woman to share who's probably... anyway.

Vault 69? They call it Vault "69" for a reason. I'd imagine a bunch of very butch lesbians that have no interest in me... so...

I'd rather take my chances surviving the wastelands, thanks.
 

Slew Foot

Lifer
Sep 22, 2005
12,379
96
86
Vault 68 is full of cool guys who want to eat burgers, drink beer, and watch football. While 69 is full of butch lesbos
 

Broheim

Diamond Member
Feb 17, 2011
4,587
3
81
I picture Broheim looking exactly like his avatar when first finding out about Vault 69.

no... that would be my permanent face as I ran around playing a perverted game of duck, duck, goose but with semen.

I'd probably get fat from all the sammiches though...