Discussion Who wants there funeral like this?

[Amol S.]

With the large magnitude of different cultures around the world, funeral rituals are always different and some are quite interesting like this one. In the video bellow, these coffin carriers describe their job of being coffin dancers.

 

[brianmanahan]

i ain't making somebody throw their back out while lugging my dead body around

honestly i might not even have a funeral at all

edit: actually i decided i will have a funeral - i will require everyone to re-enact "weekend at bernies" for 2 days.

my will shall stipulate that everyone who does this will be well compensated for their time.

 

[skyking]

Dehydrate me first, and use a mock coffin.

 

[Torn Mind]

My funeral requirements are loose but with one exception.

NEVER

PLAY

BILLIE

EILISH'S

MUSIC

or I else I will make a deal with God or Satan to rise from the grave and disown my issue from any inheritance they had been willed over.

 

[brianmanahan]

My funeral requirements are loose but with one exception.

NEVER

PLAY

BILLIE

EILISH'S

MUSIC

or I else I will make a deal with God or Satan to rise from the grave and disown my issue from any inheritance they had been willed over.

will you accept this as a substitute?

 

[Torn Mind]

will you accept this as a substitute?

Any and all covers are a-ok...

It is Eilish's delivery that is perfectly antagonistic to my sensibilities. A true ear vampire as I realized that the more I tried to listen to her, the lifeless I feel and the more my insides feel dissonant. Her effect is purely vampiric, and I find it purely revolting. Purely in opposition.

I can handle the backing track to bad guy and merely tolerate the singer's vocals.

 

[sdifox]

Op needs to learn how to use there, their and they're before contemplating funerals.

 

[nakedfrog]

i ain't making somebody throw their back out while lugging my dead body around

honestly i might not even have a funeral at all

edit: actually i decided i will have a funeral - i will require everyone to re-enact "weekend at bernies" for 2 days.

my will shall stipulate that everyone who does this will be well compensated for their time.

Sign me up!