My funeral requirements are loose but with one exception.
NEVER
PLAY
BILLIE
EILISH'S
MUSIC
or I else I will make a deal with God or Satan to rise from the grave and disown my issue from any inheritance they had been willed over.
Any and all covers are a-ok...will you accept this as a substitute?
Sign me up!i ain't making somebody throw their back out while lugging my dead body around
honestly i might not even have a funeral at all
edit: actually i decided i will have a funeral - i will require everyone to re-enact "weekend at bernies" for 2 days.
my will shall stipulate that everyone who does this will be well compensated for their time.