Who uses floppy dicks anymore?

[BrokenVisage]

Seriously. 15 pills with one screw per pop. WTF? Then she wanted me to sit there and have her hop on my erection! She is a paralegal and she can bill the client for that time...no fvcking way I am going to waste time doing that. (I will touch myself at night instead) I told her I would screw her but I brought down the dildo just incase.

Up with floppy dicks!

 

[AdamSnow]

Best parody EVER

 

[DivideBYZero]

In before...

Also, WTF.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Ahhhhh, OK! 8/10

 

[40Hands]

Damn that was quick.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Seriously. 15 pills with one screw per pop. WTF? Then she wanted me to sit there and have her hop on my erection! She is a paralegal and she can bill the client for that time...no fvcking way I am going to waste time doing that. (I will touch myself at night instead) I told her I would screw her but I brought down the dildo just incase.

Up with floppy dicks!

LMFAO :laugh:

Cheers BrokenVisage :beer:

 

[captains]

hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[EvanGn]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Seriously. 15 pills with one screw per pop. WTF? Then she wanted me to sit there and have her hop on my erection! She is a paralegal and she can bill the client for that time...no fvcking way I am going to waste time doing that. (I will touch myself at night instead) I told her I would screw her but I brought down the dildo just incase.

Up with floppy dicks!

Your a sick, nasty person. :thumbsdown:

 

[LeiZaK]

hahaha

thank you for that, BrokenVisage :beer:

 

[shilala]

Well done.

 

[tfinch2]

LOL

 

[jalaram]

Did you learn nothing from quakefiend420's thread here?

Enjoy your vacation.

Being original/funny/etc might not help you.

 

[imported_Pablo]

:beer:

 

[BrokenVisage]

Finally some parody love for BV. :heart:

 

[EvanGn]

Originally posted by: jalaram
Did you learn nothing from quakefiend420's thread here?

Enjoy your vacation.

:thumbsup:

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: jalaram
Did you learn nothing from quakefiend420's thread here?

Enjoy your vacation.

What can I say? I nef life dangerously.

 

[hypn0tik]

Hahahaha. Pretty funny.

EYE BEE TEE EL, w00t!

 

[Saint Nick]

:laugh:

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
Seriously. 15 pills with one screw per pop. WTF? Then she wanted me to sit there and have her hop on my erection! She is a paralegal and she can bill the client for that time...no fvcking way I am going to waste time doing that. (I will touch myself at night instead) I told her I would screw her but I brought down the dildo just incase.

Up with floppy dicks!

Seriously. 15 disks with one ~1 MB tiff image per disk. WTF? Then she wanted me to sit there and transfer and convert them to JPG! She is a paralegal and she can bill the client for that time...no fvcking way I am going to waste time doing that. (I will nef instead) I told her I would convert them but I brought down the portable floppy for her to copy them...

Down with floppy disks!

:laugh:

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:
10/10

 

[krazzypanda]

i thought it said floppy disk.

 

[rh71]

just another bannable offense.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

has anyone made a parody-bot yet?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: jalaram
Did you learn nothing from quakefiend420's thread here?

Enjoy your vacation.

Being original/funny/etc might not help you.

apparently not

EDIT: i did grin though

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: jalaram
Did you learn nothing from quakefiend420's thread here?

Enjoy your vacation.

Being original/funny/etc might not help you.

apparently not

EDIT: i did grin though

I must say your thread made me hesitate, albeit for 5 seconds, but I will usually chose the class-clown/misbehaving role over the mild-mannered/well behaved role in any situation.