Who the hell wears an ascot in this day and age?

Medicine Bear

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Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.

WTH is an ascot?
 
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Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.

WTH is an ascot?


you should know this!


it's a little kercheif that one ties around ones neck.
 

OdiN

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Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.

WTH is an ascot?


you should know this!


it's a little kercheif that one ties around ones neck.

I didn't know..but I guessed and yeah...that's what I guessed it was.
 

Queasy

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Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.

WTH is an ascot?

Think of what Fred from Scooby-Doo and Mr. Drummond from Diffr'nt Strokes wore around their necks.
 

Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: Queasy
Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.

WTH is an ascot?

Think of what Fred from Scooby-Doo and Mr. Drummond from Diffr'nt Strokes wore around their necks.
[Arnold Drummond]What you talkin bout Queasy?[/Arnold Drummond]

 

Ausm

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Sorry I misread the OP thread. I thought is said who does their Mascot in this day and age.

;)

Ausm
 

Carbo

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Originally posted by: Ryan
Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Had yet another lame ass United Way meeting this morning. The guy from the local chapter was in there with some of our HR fatties and he was wear a ridiculous outfit. Tan pants, blue blazer, white shirt, red ascot. WTF? Who wears that sh1t? I couldn't decide if I was listening to Freddy from Scooby Doo talk or if it was Mr. Howell. I kept waiting for him to drop either a "hey gang" or a "Lovey" on us at any minute.

WTH is an ascot?
Righhhtttt.......like you don't have several of them in various pastel shades to accessorize your latest outfits with.

 

habib89

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people that wear ascots are likely to call their mom's crying about having had sex..
 

Medicine Bear

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Originally posted by: habib89
people that wear ascots are likely to call their mom's crying about having had sex..
That would be too perfect. I'll have to suggest that as a Christmas present.

 

91TTZ

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I wear one, and a cape. When chicks see me galavanting around town in my ascot and cape, they know I'm the real deal and should be taken seriously.
 

Bootprint

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Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I wear one, and a cape. When chicks see me galavanting around time in my ascot and cape, they know I'm the real deal and should be taken seriously.

I presume you also have a nice walking stick. If you don't get one of these.
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I wear one, and a cape. When chicks see me galavanting around time in my ascot and cape, they know I'm the real deal and should be taken seriously.

I presume you also have a nice walking stick.

Yes, the handle looks like a duck's head.

 

BlueWeasel

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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I wear one, and a cape. When chicks see me galavanting around time in my ascot and cape, they know I'm the real deal and should be taken seriously.

I presume you also have a nice walking stick.

....and opera glasses too..
 

91TTZ

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Originally posted by: BlueWeasel
Originally posted by: Bootprint
Originally posted by: 91TTZ
I wear one, and a cape. When chicks see me galavanting around time in my ascot and cape, they know I'm the real deal and should be taken seriously.

I presume you also have a nice walking stick.

....and opera glasses too..


Eww no, not glasses. Just a monocle.