who the hell talks to themselves on the computer..?

yobarman

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This pisses me off to no degree, but my cousin is always talking to himself on the computer. If there's something he doesn't like he'll mumble some profanities, and he breaths deeply all the time or whatever, hell I don't know but it's really annoying.

Only time i ever open my mouth at the computer is to laugh, and that don't happen that often..except when I see something like this
 

Pretender

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Mar 14, 2000
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I do all the time.

"Why the f-ck are you freezing up?"
"You want to get yer ass kicked, don't you? Now reboot before I pop one in yo ass"
"ping, you stupid bastard, ping!"

I'm dead serious
 

TonyG

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Feb 12, 2000
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Not only do I talk to the computer, I also cuss out the cable modem, because I keep getting disconnected! I have even on ocassion punched/kicked my computer!!
 

Medea

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Dec 5, 2000
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Me, too, Pretender. Isn't that normal!? :) Of course, you should also balance it with compliments to make it feel happy. ;)
 

tweakmm

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May 28, 2001
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::mutters to computer::
great, now they think that i'm weird because i talk to you.....
GOD!!!!! What is wrong with them????
WHAT IS SO BAD ABOUT TALKING TO YOU????
Your the only one that understands me.....
i feel so empty without you.
::strokes computer::
::mutters in monotone voice::
my only friend....
my only friend....
my only friend....
 

Alienwho

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Apr 22, 2001
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Only time I ever talk to the computer is when it freezes or dies on me, and you'll hear a "son of a b1tch!!!!"

And yes I laugh at things like that picture, hahaha.
 

Elledan

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Jul 24, 2000
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When working on a project (programming/webdesign) I often talk to myself. It's not more than a few words at a time, usually when I suddenly see that something doesn't work at all or I find the solution to a problem I've been pondering on.

No profanities, though, nor do I physically harm my PC's :)
 

Blayze

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Feb 22, 2000
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my friends do this when they play games! ahhhgg...

I only talk to it when it is really making me mad, its usually broke then :(
 

j0lly

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