Who should play Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider reboot? (Probably contains NSFW images)

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0roo0roo

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meh bland it down to yet another flat chested resident evil franchise?
no thanks.
 

Gooberlx2

Lifer
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o rly

Charlize_Theron_sexy.jpg

Your sarcasm meter needs new batteries.
 

zinfamous

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She's best as the bad guy though.

I'm thinking rosario dawson would work nice.

Rosario Dawson is so insanely fine. I can't believe she is mostly under the radar, but I think she's very selective about the work that she does.

:thumbsup:
 

BudAshes

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Rosario Dawson is so insanely fine. I can't believe she is mostly under the radar, but I think she's very selective about the work that she does.

:thumbsup:

She was in that piece of crap Alexander. in fact she had the only good scene in the movie...
 

QueBert

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A starving man turned down a sirloin steak because he once tasted filet mignon.

So a man shouldn't have standards? The type I like I can easily find so why should I eat a steak I don't like just because it's offered to me?
 

zerocool84

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Rosario Dawson is so insanely fine. I can't believe she is mostly under the radar, but I think she's very selective about the work that she does.

:thumbsup:

Her nose just kills it for me. I hate those big noses. She has a nice body but that nose is ugg.
 

bfdd

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If Emily Blunt could do action, her or Rhona Mitra. Rhona Mitra is so damn sexy.
 

Malak

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A starving man turned down a sirloin steak because he once tasted filet mignon.

I don't think that fits. I am not starving for women. Given the choice, I personally know a dozen girls better looking than KK that I would rather date. Movies don't add hotness.
 

0roo0roo

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A starving man turned down a sirloin steak because he once tasted filet mignon.

Well if we had to pick based on what atot could actually get irl there would be no standards would there?

;)

Actresses and models are products used to make money off us, thus judged on their looks, just how it is.
 

DangerAardvark

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1) No one should play Lara in this movie because this movie shouldn't exist.
2) Angelina Jolie used a padded bra in the Tomb Raider movies.
3) We don't have to theorize about how big Keira Knightley's jibblie wibblies are because she's gone topless.
 

Soccerman06

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GG whats wrong with you people suggesting women with less than Ds, FFS have none of you ever seen a Lara Croft game?

pic for reference
lara_croft.jpg
 

Minjin

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If they did something more realistic like Indiana Jones (it was kind of believable), I'd watch it. No more 30' stone statues.
Uncharted, in theory, would be a great reboot of the Indiana Jones series. However, everything I've read says it will be a disaster since the director is completely changing the story.

Best thing they can do for this is to find a nobody. We don't need to see a big name actress. Find someone who is athletic, good looking, and likable. They don't need to be gorgeous. They don't need to be the best at acting because I doubt it will be that deep of a movie. Then take all that extra money that you saved by hiring the no-name and spend it on quality writing.

One of my favorite horror movies of the past decade, The Descent, had a bunch of no-name women that fit everything I said above and it worked.
 

arkcom

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GG whats wrong with you people suggesting women with less than Ds, FFS have none of you ever seen a Lara Croft game?

pic for reference
lara_croft.jpg

She originally had little pyramids for breasts. Maybe they should get Madonna or Gaga?