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who shall get drunk with me tonight?

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Accipiter22

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So I like this girl, we hit it off...then she backs way off...then she goes after one of my sleeeeezy friends, I warn her how sleezy he is, she comes back and starts hanging out with me again, and now this entire week she won't speak to me at all. So I'm doing what any young man in his 20's would do, and getting von schnickered. I'm going to start downing screw drivers in roughly 5 minutes. I hate drinking alone so who's with me?
 
I would be more than happy to. Unfortunately, my supply has gone down to zero and I haven't replenished it yet.
 
oh mama, normally I'd already be slobbering drunk. But I drank most of a case of beer last night, and I'm too lazy to go buy more
 
one does not "down" screwdrivers. You can down vodka, tequila, whatever...but anything with orange juice...not so much.

but other than that...that'll be me tomorrow.
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Fiiiine I'll just get drunk alone.....maybe i'll make a sock puppet and drink with him.
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Thats really pathetic. Maybe you can find some 16 year old girls and then post pics on your myspace account. Sick pervert. :Q
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
So I like this girl, we hit it off...then she backs way off...then she goes after one of my sleeeeezy friends, I warn her how sleezy he is, she comes back and starts hanging out with me again, and now this entire week she won't speak to me at all. So I'm doing what any young man in his 20's would do, and getting von schnickered. I'm going to start downing screw drivers in roughly 5 minutes. I hate drinking alone so who's with me?
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I hear ya man :beer:
 
Originally posted by: JToxic
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Fiiiine I'll just get drunk alone.....maybe i'll make a sock puppet and drink with him.
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Thats really pathetic. Maybe you can find some 16 year old girls and then post pics on your myspace account. Sick pervert. :Q
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lmao!! i'll make YOU my sock puppet...come over here! :Q
 
Originally posted by: bondboy
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
So I like this girl, we hit it off...then she backs way off...then she goes after one of my sleeeeezy friends, I warn her how sleezy he is, she comes back and starts hanging out with me again, and now this entire week she won't speak to me at all. So I'm doing what any young man in his 20's would do, and getting von schnickered. I'm going to start downing screw drivers in roughly 5 minutes. I hate drinking alone so who's with me?
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I hear ya man :beer:
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sweet! i have enough liquor in my fridge to induce alchohohol poisoning in a fully grown man, which apparently I'm not.
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Originally posted by: JToxic
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
Fiiiine I'll just get drunk alone.....maybe i'll make a sock puppet and drink with him.
Click to expand...

Thats really pathetic. Maybe you can find some 16 year old girls and then post pics on your myspace account. Sick pervert. :Q
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lmao!! i'll make YOU my sock puppet...come over here! :Q
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Free alcohol? Be right over.
 
pull up a chair young man... the drinking is commencing... although, I will admit I have gotten a a head start. Been drinking for about an hour or so. 🙂

misery loves company.
 
Originally posted by: Accipiter22
So I like this girl, we hit it off...then she backs way off...then she goes after one of my sleeeeezy friends, I warn her how sleezy he is, she comes back and starts hanging out with me again, and now this entire week she won't speak to me at all. So I'm doing what any young man in his 20's would do, and getting von schnickered. I'm going to start downing screw drivers in roughly 5 minutes. I hate drinking alone so who's with me?
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i am so there

 
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