Who Said Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

[classy]

Who Said Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks. The wife is thinking that
her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband
paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten
out today."


🙂

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: classy
Who Said Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks. The wife is thinking that
her husband is so caring sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband
paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten
out today."


🙂

Classic!

 

[ThePresence]

LOL, good one. 🙂

 

[DeeKnow]

cooooolll... thats a 9/10

 

[IHYLN]

lol

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahhhahhaha

 

[austin316]

Not really a joke, but I have a similar story to go along with this one.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, and that was
my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I
went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So
before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love
to me just once. What could I say?!

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'll go to the bedroom,
and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I watched her delicious behind
as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

 

[Mr N8]

ROFL!!! Good one, OP. :beer:

old one, austin

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: classy
Who Said Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks. The wife is thinking that
her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband
paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten
out today."


🙂

9/10 😀

 

[clamum]

Haha... both good ones. The second one I've seen before but it's still funny :beer:

 

[PHiuR]

lol both are too great ::cheers::

 

[booger711]

Originally posted by: austin316
Not really a joke, but I have a similar story to go along with this one.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, and that was
my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I
went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So
before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love
to me just once. What could I say?!

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'll go to the bedroom,
and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I watched her delicious behind
as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

even if it was a test, it would be weird to have your mother-in-law hit on you

 

[jjones]

:beer:

 

[dman]

Seen 'em both before, but, worthy of repost.

 

[Ime]

Both are good ones!

 

[Chronoshock]

:thumbsup:

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: classy
Who Said Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks. The wife is thinking that
her husband is so caring sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband
paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten
out today."


🙂

Classic!

I fail to see why people reply to the OP by quoting their bigass posts just to say something like 🙂 or 9/10. 😕 It's rather annoying.

 

[z0mb13]

I've seen both

both funnayy 😀😀

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: Doggiedog

Originally posted by: classy
Who Said Men Don't Remember Anniversaries?

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds
him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.
He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as
he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks. The wife is thinking that
her husband is so caring sensitive. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband
paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your
father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail
for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...... "I would have gotten
out today."


🙂

Classic!

I fail to see why people reply to the OP by quoting their bigass posts just to say something like 🙂 or 9/10. 😕 It's rather annoying.

Doesnt everything annoy you though?

😀

 

[rh71]

$#!T, June 3rd already passed, didn't it ??? :| 🙁 Oops.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: austin316
Not really a joke, but I have a similar story to go along with this one.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream. There was only one thing bothering me, and that was
my mother-in-law to be.

She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes
flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I
went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to
be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome. So
before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love
to me just once. What could I say?!

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, I'll go to the bedroom,
and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I watched her delicious behind
as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front door. I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and
said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We
couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

This is an email forward... with a guy and the wife-to-be's sister swapped out.

 

[dquan97]

hehehe

 

[So]

Both reposts, both worth reposting for those who missed out.

 

[OMGoddess]

😀