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Who needs Santa when you got God

RoloMather

RoloMather

Golden Member
God is the ultimate gift giver.

Fvck Santa.

Note to self. I seem to be noticing a LOT of troll threads started by RoloMather lately. When I have a little bit more time, I need to investigate and ban accordingly. -DrPizza Now, back to my lesson plans; still at school at 8:25 pm 🙁
 
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If god is the ultimate gift giver your parents have been screwed since the date of your conception.

In other words, you should have been swallowed.
 
According to the bible, God killed 2,038,344 people, and still counting. Whereas Satan kills only 10, making God a mass murderer. Id be afraid to open anything given to me from God if he is better then Santa. Hell Id rather get a gift from Satan before getting any gift from God :O

You never hear anyone say "Satan took Mommy JR for a better cause"
 
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funboy6942 said:
According to the bible, God killed 2,038,344 people. Whereas Satan kills only 10, making God a mass murderer. Id be afraid to open anything given to me from God if he is better then Santa. Hell Id rather get a gift from Satan before getting any gift from God :O
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Speak it my satanic brother!
 
well if santa is a female, and is wearing a hot and sexy 2 piece.. can i haz both? 😛
 
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