Who likes Sling Blade

Blayze

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I reckon it was an ok movie. Can someone pass me some of them french fried potaters?
 

eigen

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Originally posted by: Blayze
I reckon it was an ok movie. Can someone pass me some of them french fried potaters?

Man that sounds good.I dont have any but I do have some delicous poptarts
 

xeno2060

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Originally posted by: Blayze
I reckon it was an ok movie. Can someone pass me some of them french fried potaters?


I like em with a little mustard on em.... uh huh
 

iamwiz82

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A Mercury is a good car. That's the car I was driving that day. I've had a lot of cars. Different kinds. Lot's of different kinds of cars. She was standing - this girl - on the side of the street where there was this chicken stand, wasn't the Colonel but it was a chicken stand nonetheless. I pulled the Mercury up right along side her and rolled down the window, see, by electric power. She had on a leather skirt and had a lot of hair on her arms. I like that a lot. That means a big bush. I like a big bush. She says, "Are you dating?" You know, so I said, "Sure". She gets in and we pull off to a remote location that was comfortable for both she and I. She says, "How much do you wanna spend?", I said, "Whatever it will take to see that bush of yours because I know it's a big one". She says, "Twenty five dollars". That's not chicken feed to a working man so I produce the $25, she puts it in her shoe, pulls up her skirt and there before me lay this thin, crooked, uncircumcised penis.

You can imagine how bad I wanted my $25 back, huh?
 

xeno2060

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Originally posted by: Wapp
I liked it. RIP JACK TRIPPER.

Karl: I don't reckon you have to go with women to be a good daddy to a boy. You been real square-dealin' with me. The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades. That Frank, he lives inside of his own heart. That's an awful big place to live in. You take good care of that boy.
[walks off]
Vaughan Cunningham: I will. Karl?
 

Kitkat13

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Karl: [Eating potted meat] I reckon it tastes alright.
Frank: You really think it's got peckers in there?
Karl: You know better than that. You ought not say that word.
Frank: It smells funny.
Karl: Yeah, it's pretty loud. Looky there. I believe you right. I believe I see one right in there.
[They laugh]