Who Killed Bambi?

[broon]

Murder murder murder
Someone should be angry
The crime of the century
Who shot little Bambi

 

[FoBoT]

bambi wasn't shot, it was his dad that was shot, so he became the king of the forest

 

[PanzerIV]

I think the shooter was a hunter in a grassy knoll...

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Bambi plotted to have his father shot in a coup to expedite his trip to the throne. After attaining the title "King of the Forest" he ruled with an iron hoof and had a movie written about him in a largely fictional way to make him look innocent and kind to appeal to the masses.

Bambi must be taken out!

 

[Electric Amish]

Godzilla killed bambi.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Bambi plotted to have his father shot in a coup to expedite his trip to the throne. After attaining the title "King of the Forest" he ruled with an iron hoof and had a movie written about him in a largely fictional way to make him look innocent and kind to appeal to the masses.

Bambi must be taken out!

i have heard hushed talk about large numbers of bunnies "disappearing"! :Q

 

[BW86]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
I think the shooter was a hunter in a grassy knoll...

 

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Bambi plotted to have his father shot in a coup to expedite his trip to the throne. After attaining the title "King of the Forest" he ruled with an iron hoof and had a movie written about him in a largely fictional way to make him look innocent and kind to appeal to the masses.

Bambi must be taken out!

i have heard hushed talk about large numbers of bunnies "disappearing"! :Q

Bunnies??? I don't know...the only thing I heard about was broon killing a bunch of kittens. :Q

 

[broon]

"Ma...I never tossed off"

 

[neonerd]

the magic bullet

 

[FoBoT]

technically, kittens are not "forest creatures" , although i have heard of "white kitten" slave traders that kidnap virginal white kittens from urban areas and smuggle them into the forest where racoons and possums do unspeakable things with them, oh the horror!!! :evil:

 

[gigapet]

it was drug related

 

[FFactory0x]

Originally posted by: broon
Murder murder murder
Someone should be angry
The crime of the century
Who shot little Bambi

You killed Bambi because you touch yourself at night

 

[broon]

There actually is a correct answer.

 

[Ausm]

The sniper on the grassy knoll..


Ausm

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Ausm
The sniper on the grassy knoll..


Ausm

Get your own punch lines you bastage! I already used that joke. LOL

 

[Pliablemoose]

It's a riddle wrapped in an enigma, we'll never know, especially since the states deer tag records have been hidden away all these years:|

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

:roll: YAPT.

 

[pancho619]

I think you'll find your answer here I don't think all they serve is coffee

 

[Anubis]

Godzilla did, watch the first one, he squashed him in the opening

 

[broon]

A clue is in the poll. Google is your friend.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
:roll: YAPT.

this isnt a porn thread

 

[broon]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: DevilsAdvocate
:roll: YAPT.

this isnt a porn thread

Sounds like you might know the answer.

 

[Kerouactivist]

I'm not sure but, odds are the person was a republican

 

[LOLyourFace]

i don't get it.