Who is your daddy, and what does he do??

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I was adopted by lesbian mothers, so I never knew my daddy. Apparently he knocks up women who aren't ready to care for children (I wonder how well that pays...).
 

amddude

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I was adopted by lesbian mothers, so I never knew my daddy. Apparently he knocks up women who aren't ready to care for children (I wonder how well that pays...).

Is this true?
 

Aikouka

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Originally posted by: MotionMan
Sorry to hear that. What did he do for a living?

MotionMan

Manager. Would've done some work in Chemistry, but had some ummm unexpected "things," namely my half-sister, happen :p. This also explains why he pushed me (and my siblings) so hard. So kids, don't be a fool... wrap your tool! Also, if your family has a hereditary issue with blood pressure, you're best getting checked out for it before you die from a heart attack :p.