For some time many of us have
> > wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
> > find ourselves at a loss when someone
> > says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
> > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,
> > you can now respond in an intellectual way.
> >
> > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
> > Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married
> > O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
> > They had one son, Jack.
> >
> > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
> > The deeply religious couple produced
> > six children: Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt,
> > Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
> > Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
> > parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
> > Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
> >
> > After being married 15 years, Jack and
> > Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
> > married Ted Sherlock, and, because her
> > kids were living with them, she wanted to
> > keep her previous name. She was then
> > known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
> >
> > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
> > and they produced a son with a rather
> > nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
> > Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
> > and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> > childhood and subsequently married the
> > Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
> > The wedding announcement in the newspaper
> > announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
> >
> > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
> > Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal
> > son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> > returned from Italy with his new Italian
> > bride, Pisa Schitt.
> >
> > Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
> > you can correct them.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > Crock O. Schitt
> > wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
> > find ourselves at a loss when someone
> > says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!"
> > Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts,
> > you can now respond in an intellectual way.
> >
> > Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
> > Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married
> > O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
> > They had one son, Jack.
> >
> > In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
> > The deeply religious couple produced
> > six children: Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt,
> > Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins
> > Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her
> > parents' objections, Deap Schitt married
> > Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
> >
> > After being married 15 years, Jack and
> > Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
> > married Ted Sherlock, and, because her
> > kids were living with them, she wanted to
> > keep her previous name. She was then
> > known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
> >
> > Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
> > and they produced a son with a rather
> > nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
> > Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt
> > and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> > childhood and subsequently married the
> > Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
> > The wedding announcement in the newspaper
> > announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
> >
> > The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg,
> > Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal
> > son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> > returned from Italy with his new Italian
> > bride, Pisa Schitt.
> >
> > Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt,"
> > you can correct them.
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > Crock O. Schitt
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