Who is the mysterious girlfriday?

[myputer]

Actually I already know, she is my cousin! She lives right around the corner, I joined here with the intention of messing with her head, then I thought why do it here, I can walk right to her house and do it in person! And if you want to screw with girlfriday, just ask her one thing "Its not nice sticking preperation H in your cousins hiney" A very painful moment from my childhood i must add!

 

[bigbootydaddy]

ewww...mental pics

 

[myputer]

Not a pretty picture is it!

 

[Czar]

ewwwwwwwww, she is evil could you tell us why she did that?

 

[myputer]

Sure i will tell you, you already know i was violated i guess it cant hurt to share the details. We were young, and i was spending easter vacation with her and her parents. I had just gotten out of the bathtub and made the fatal mistake of bending over to let the water out of the tub, and thats when it happened, penetration......I could have killed her!!! We still laugh about it, there are times I have nightmares, its her, girlfriday, laughing and chasing me with the tube of Preperation H!

 

[Czar]

eh.. how old were you two?

 

[Batti]

We already knew she was like that...

 

[iamwiz82]

suddenly the truth is revealed!

 

[myputer]

I think we were like 11 and 9.......... and I often wonder if i was the only victim

 

[Cable God]

sounds like she enjoyed it too was it as good for you as it was for her? hehehe

 

[osage]

all your bungholes are belong to GirlFriday

 

[myputer]

LOL, she will love that one!

 

[Czar]

I´m lucky that I´m here and she is there, she will never reach for my ass

 

[Cable God]

<< all your bungholes are belong to GirlFriday >>




LOL!!!! Wait till she sees this thread

 

[myputer]

I sent it to her in a PM so she wouldnt miss it~

 

[jorken]

wait.... what?

 

[Missus]

<<<Who is the mysterious girlfriday? >>>

Just a girl tryin' to make her way in the world today...

 

[jorken]

Buncha sickos

 

[ArkAoss]

i really do not want to know, but I'm gonna cover my buttfrom now on, just in case. (and i thought preperation H was uh um soothing?)

 

[guyver01]

almost an hour and not a GF reply? someone wake her up!!

 

[jorken]

Yeah, myputer run over there and smack her real quick.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Thankfully, we don't have SMELL O' VISION.

Any of the ass ointments really skunk.

 

[Yeeny]

I knew it was you all along, I even told somebody on here the other day. I was just deciding how to mess with your mind. You post just like you talk, you freak. I mean, tanning, the stuff me and put some gravy on me comment... come on, those are all classically you. Not that I ever act like that.

And obviously you must want something else stuck up there, coming here and messing with your cousin, telling tramautic stories from our youth. So don't bend over anytime soon.... :Q

Yeah, myputer run over there and smack her real quick.

Ha, the only time she runs is when there is a special on value meals at Mickey D's.

 

[BigSmooth]

She's alive!!! Quit sleeping in so late, GF!

 

[jorken]

WOOHOO i've started a sibling dispute!

GirlFriday.... are you implying that your cousin is a fat wench? Thats not nice at all!

myputer I wouldn't stand for that sort of thing if I were you.