Who in the hell would want to see this crap...

[Turkish]

Honey

2.9 / 10 at IMDB

16% at Rottentomatos.

 

[NathanBWF]

she's hawt....but that's about it.

 

[Queasy]

Maybe they thought it was a porno?

 

[StageLeft]

Freaks like ameesh see that sh*t.

 

[illusion88]

it does have that porno feel to it.

 

[Turkish]

It is quite possibly the most cliched and overdone premise for a movie.

She is not even that hot...

 

[Ness]

It's the kind of movie you take a girl to see... she thinks you are doing something sweet by sitting through it with her, but you get the benefit of seeing Jessica Alba bending and flexing in tight clothes.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Xiety
It is quite possibly the most cliched and overdone premise for a movie.

She is not even that hot...

Agreed. SHe has a nice face, but built like a boy.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: ness1469
It's the kind of movie you take a girl to see... she thinks you are doing something sweet by sitting through it with her, but you get the benefit of seeing Jessica Alba bending and flexing in tight clothes.

luckily my GF inst that stupid

 

[Nocturnal]

I'd watch it just because JAbla is in that movie lol.

 

[fs5]

wait until ameesh gets in here, his sig points to yahoo movies saying it's not that bad because users gave it a B+. I bet half of those reviews are from hime.

 

[squirrel dog]

I rate it one finger up .

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

"Who is Ameesh?"

 

[VictorLazlo]

Maybe her manager came up to her and said: "Jessica, we need to slutty up your image a little bit. People still remember you from Flipper, and that show was way too wholesome."

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"Who is Ameesh?"

He's a fanboy, somewhat like me. Except with me and Nissans I drive one every day and him and Jessica...well he'll never drive her. EVER!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"Who is Ameesh?"

He's a fanboy, somewhat like me. Except with me and Nissans I drive one every day and him and Jessica...well he'll never drive her. EVER!

well with a realdoll you can get pretty close!

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"Who is Ameesh?"

He's a fanboy, somewhat like me. Except with me and Nissans I drive one every day and him and Jessica...well he'll never drive her. EVER!

AHAHAH

Oh I am so excited to see Ameesh herE

 

[Ness]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
I rate it one finger up .

index finger?

 

[Ynog]

I read somewhere, and I cannot recall right now, how they were predicting that
down the road HBO will have Honey and Glitter on back to back

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: FeathersMcGraw
"Who is Ameesh?"

He's a fanboy, somewhat like me. Except with me and Nissans I drive one every day and him and Jessica...well he'll never drive her. EVER!

 

[anxi80]

yea, this movie looks like crap...but the movie i wouldnt mind seeing is coming out early next year...

The Girl Next Door

brief synopsis:

A straight-arrow high-school senior falls in love with the perfect 'girl-next-door', only to discover she is a former porn star. He comes to realize that if he wants this very special woman, he better be willing to risk it all and experience a journey for which he never could have prepared.

 

[yllus]

I won't watch it in the theatre, I won't rent it from the store, but I might download it.

Actually I think I'll just wait until a montage of Alba shaking her @ss in the movie is available and download that instead.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: yllus
I won't watch it in the theatre, I won't rent it from the store, but I might download it.

Actually I think I'll just wait until a montage of Alba shaking her @ss in the movie is available and download that instead.

thats the whole movie practically


at least it was better then crossroads

 

[UNCjigga]

Man, don't see this sh*t, "You Got Served" is gonna be a much better movie IMHO!!

 

[royaldank]

People going to this movie are the folks that are tired of watching their 'Glitter' DVD and want something new, fresh, and exciting.