Diet juice? Playstation 2?
Sorry pal, but my geek friends and I have to adhere to a strict standard set in place by the national computer nerd/geek society. We hang only LAN and XBox parties and drink only the finest carbonated soft drinks.(Coke & Pepsi) usually accompanied by pizza or chinese food for some of our larger party.
Go down to the foreign exchange student dorm and knock on their doors. I hear their standards are a little lower than ours.
~wnied~
P.S. Hmph!