Who here works at area 51?

[neonerd]

<-- got an anonymous tip

 

[Nikamichi]

:Q

 

[Wanescotting]

?

 

[CHfan4ever]

Me.

 

[Shawn]

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

 

[Grey]

I do. I am in the probe and astrometrics unit.

 

[cavemanmoron]

not me,

they didn't want a caveman,

so you youngsters stay in college.

 

[Cristatus]

I'm not at liberty to say.

 

[jjones]

No one, they only hire aliens.

 

[bradruth]

I believe Nebs is the "probe tester" there.

 

[BannedTroll]

I applied to help lay fiber. Ad didn't say Area 51 but something like "intense background investigation, 12 hour shifts, fly out of vegas to jobsite, blah blah blah".

 

[cressida]

I beat the game .. the end guy is hard.

 

[Ranger X]

I do and I have a photo to prove it. Remember, this is TOP SECRET and for ATOT eyes ONLY!

Alien

 

[Baked]

Your mom.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: Grey
I do. I am in the probe and asstrometrics unit.

Fixed.

 

[pulse8]

Originally posted by: jjones
No one, they only hire aliens.

Kind of like the Dennys down the street?

 

[ski2slow]

You may get visitors in dark suits tonight.

 

[MacBaine]

Stop making 50 goddamn stupid threads a minute

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Stop making 50 goddamn stupid threads a minute

call the whambulance

 

[dartworth]

die already

 

[MacBaine]

Originally posted by: neonerd

Originally posted by: MacBaine
Stop making 50 goddamn stupid threads a minute

call the whambulance

Don't you have highschool in the morning?

 

[Schadenfroh]

i do. i kill people that discuss it, besides myself of course

 

[His Lord Uberdude]

I'm their guinea pig, for all the super-secret weapons they're testing.