Who here sits when doing number 1

Chaotic42

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Jun 15, 2001
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The only way I'd sit is if I were intoxicated, which I never am.

So I stand... tall, small, and proud.
 

Kadarin

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Nov 23, 2001
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It sure as hell isn't easy, trying to sit in a urinal.. So I voted "stand"..
 

KK

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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It sure as hell isn't easy, trying to sit in a urinal.. So I voted "stand"..

It does tend to get your back wet.

KK
 

Kadarin

Lifer
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Originally posted by: KK
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It sure as hell isn't easy, trying to sit in a urinal.. So I voted "stand"..

It does tend to get your back wet.

KK

And there's no hot water, unless, well, you supply it yourself..
 

virtuamike

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Oct 13, 2000
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If you got it, flaunt it. You're defeating the purpose of being a man if you sit.
 

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: Nocturnal
Damnit I accidentally voted for sit. I thought we were talking about poop.

You're a sick man if you do standing poops.
 

fumbduck

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I have to sit because my penis is too heavy and my doctor doesn't want me to do any heavy lifting.


:p
 

Ikonomi

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Originally posted by: fumbduck
I have to sit because my penis is too heavy and my doctor doesn't want me to do any heavy lifting.


:p

Then surely you know how unpleasant it is when it accidentally touches the water or the bowl. :( :disgust: Sitting is no fun at all.
 

KK

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Originally posted by: fumbduck
I have to sit because my penis is too heavy and my doctor doesn't want me to do any heavy lifting.


:p

Aren't you afraid of clogging the toilet with that big ole snake of yours.

KK
 

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: KK
Originally posted by: fumbduck
I have to sit because my penis is too heavy and my doctor doesn't want me to do any heavy lifting.


:p

Aren't you afraid of clogging the toilet with that big ole snake of yours.

KK

Lies. I can manage to fit my python no prob when I sit.