We were camping @ mesa verde n.p. in Colorado, there were some pay showers near the general store area.
These showers drain into a central area, via missing tiles / bricks along the floor.
I pay, go in and start showering & bathing. That is, until I dropped the soap. As if on cue, the bar of soap hits the wet tile and shoots off right into the missing tile into the central draining area. It was a 1 in a million shot, doc, 1 in a million.
I bend down on my hands and knees and can see the soap. I haven't showered in days & was not at all clean / satisfied yet, so I go for it and I reach in. I pull out my soap and its completely covered in black hair / pubes. I start picking all the hair / pubes off the soap and thoroughly rinse the soap before using again.
Don't drop the soap, indeed.
