Who here has experienced urinal freezinitis?

zmatrix

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Some peeps have issues peeing in urinals with others around. My friends tells me it happens to him sometimes. I don't know cuz I usually go into the stalls when it gets too crowded.
 

Mr N8

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It happened to me one time.

I had traveled 2 hours with my football team, we all piled out, and I ran to the bathroom. I get in there, and at least 10 others guys are waiting behind me. That was the worst time for it to happen, and it was the only time it ever happened.
 

gistech1978

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yep
it has happened to me.
its really bad when there are people waiting, like at a bar.

i step up to the plate and just choke.
it helps to flush the urinal and get that wooshing water sound and hopefully coax it out.
 

WhiteKnight

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Ah yes, stagefright. The only time that's happened to me is when I had to pee in a bathroom while my friend was taking a shower (curtain closed thank you very much). I just couldn't get it going.
 

nageov3t

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nope.

I do know some people who won't go to urinals at all, though. They'll only use stalls, even if they have to wait in line.
 

dman

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Never had a problem. Pretty sad if you have to go and the fear that someone *might* see your bits and pieces can prevent that. Seriously, so what.

That said, I have left restrooms that have those open urinals where everyone gathers around a tub and pee's in it. Not that I couldn't pee, just that that seems over the top and I prefer not to participate. However, if I had to go real bad, it's still an option.

Weird.
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: gistech1978
yep
it has happened to me.
its really bad when there are people waiting, like at a bar.

i step up to the plate and just choke.
it helps to flush the urinal and get that wooshing water sound and hopefully coax it out.

Funny but bars are usually the last place I have problems. The whole thing is psychological. When I drink, my brain pretty much falls asleep...so not only can I piss anywhere I feel like with no regret, but I can climb the outside of motels too. (long story :D)
 
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When I was a kid once. It may have been a sports arena, but, in any case, there were no urinals...just a long trough thing with like a dozen guys using it at once. Problem was I didn't really have to go that bad and was shocked by the vulgarity of the situation.
 

djheater

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It happens, you just need to find the zone.


Try imagining a yellow line between your johnson and the urinal. Visualization is key.
 

nageov3t

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
When I was a kid once. It may have been a sports arena, but, in any case, there were no urinals...just a long trough thing with like a dozen guys using it at once. Problem was I didn't really have to go that bad and was shocked by the vulgarity of the situation.

yeah. I was never a big fan of the troughs. I've only seen a couple of them, though. If there's no alternative or I'm drunk, I have no problem using them, but they're still pretty gross.
 

skace

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Originally posted by: dman
Never had a problem. Pretty sad if you have to go and the fear that someone *might* see your bits and pieces can prevent that. Seriously, so what.

That said, I have left restrooms that have those open urinals where everyone gathers around a tub and pee's in it. Not that I couldn't pee, just that that seems over the top and I prefer not to participate. However, if I had to go real bad, it's still an option.

Weird.

It is not the fear of someone else seeing you naked that causes it. It is the uncomfortable silence.
 

monk3y

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I used to live in high school dorms so I learned to not care pretty early on...
 

bmacd

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it used to happen to me when i had to drop (do urine tests) when i was younger. Now i whip it out every chance i can!

-=bmacd=-
 

thomsbrain

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i don't care about anyone seeing my wang, but i just can't make it go if i think anyone can see or hear me peeing. i always use a urinal if there's no one there or if they are seperated and there's music or something making noise, but otherwise i'm stuck using a stall. it's a pain in the butt (wang?). ;)
 

moshquerade

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sometimes when you gotta go..... you can't.

another reason i am glad to be female and not have one of those hangy down things. :p

i have heard bad things about a pisshardon, too.
 

kranky

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I just heard a story on the radio the other day about a guy who worked for Caterpillar and got fired for not being able to pee for the random drug test. They gave him 3 hours and he drank some ridiculous amount of water, but it just wasn't happening for him. I think he's suing for his job back saying they could have done blood test or hair analysis instead, and a urine test wasn't the only possibility.

I think the scientific name for it is "bashful kidney". ;) (actually, it's "paruresis")
 

PingSpike

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Feb 25, 2004
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Originally posted by: skace
It is not the fear of someone else seeing you naked that causes it. It is the uncomfortable silence.

That kind of true. This is actually a pretty big problem for me, if there's some one else there...its like 75% chance its just not going to happen...even if I'm drunk. Its sort of embarrassing, but I'd rather piss in an alley than with other people around. Its not even that I'm afraid they'll see my stuff either, its like its just not happening, and I know people are waiting.

I usually just work around it by using single person bathrooms, or finding a safe haven.

Originally posted by: moshquerade

i have heard bad things about a pisshardon, too.

Its possible to do, but its sort of painful, the stream is very weak and requires a lot of effort and because of, um...angles its difficult to hit the target.
 

yukichigai

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Many times it has something to do with your prostate. Something about how all your muscles are tensed up when you have a bunch of people watching you get ready to "go". Since the prostate is a muscle it makes things more difficult.

Since your prostate is located, to be blunt, in your ass I find it sometimes helps to go clear out your colon firsthand. Less pressure... literally.
 

TallBill

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haha, yeah I sometimes suffer.. which is really odd because being naked dont bother me, nor does showering with masses. And its random. Quite silly though when it does happen.