Who here doesn't need women?

Booster

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Man, what a day. First I destroy my work computer, then I talk to some beech that I thought was my girlfriend, and then I get to watch 15 mins of sex in the city.

This has gotten to me! I don't know if drugs would help. Don't think they would. Oh God how I hate women. All these fat ugly old bitching sleeping around dumb and useless specimen.

Now you're coming here telling me not 'all' women are like that. Well, maybe for you, but for the majority of us, face it, they simply suck.

What's the point in having any relationship with a woman in general? Why put with all their crap? For what special reason? Is it sex? Having a family and kids?

As far as sex is concerned, I don't think there's much of it inside a marriage anyway. And kids maybe yes, but I don't want them and don't see any reasons why I would. So I think I should just quit this stupid game of chasing women for God knows what, you're only giving them and not getting anything in return, not a good deal. I got to be more productive. What is all this sex anyway? Nothing but a bad habit, like smoking. I gave it up and became happier and have better health. I reckon without sex it would be just the same - no need to worry about STDs, no need to waste time on pointless conversations with women trying to get them going, no need to waste time and money on them at all.
 

Wallydraigle

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I don't need anyone. I have almost completely cut myself off from society. I can count the number of people I know on a first name basis on one hand.
 

NiKeFiDO

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:music: can anybody find meeeeeee,
somebody to looooovvveeeeeee? :music:
 

ElFenix

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congratulations on finally coming out of the closet
 

Nomada

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What are you gonna do, ignore breasts for the rest of your days? Good luck with that one.
 

Booster

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Originally posted by: TWills
It's ok, you'll understand a little better at age 16...

I did 'understand' it at 16. Maybe I'm too old now. Heck, yeah I'm more than 20. At least at 16 girls from my age group looked good and weren't so full of crap. Now their appearance often simply sucks, but negative personal qualities seem to have at least quadrapled. And why would I need to put up with this, for Christ' sake?

Yep, nobody told me if you don't find someone before 20 you're screwed.
 

Booster

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Booster
.. then I get to watch 15 mins of sex in the city.
Might as well go gay, you are half way there.

LOL. I hate women but you don't know how much more I loath men. And to have sex with them? I'll pass.
 

Landroval

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Originally posted by: Booster
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Booster
.. then I get to watch 15 mins of sex in the city.
Might as well go gay, you are half way there.

LOL. I hate women but you don't know how much more I loath men. And to have sex with them? I'll pass.


Have you tried a hermaphrodite? ;)
 

sixone

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You can't live with 'em, you can't live without 'em.
There's somethin' irresistabullish about 'em.
We grin and bear it 'cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
It's no good complainin' and pointless to holler.
If she's a beauty she'll get under your collar.
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that's classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.
I don't mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come "Father's Day", the litter bug's gonna getcha;
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
I hope that somethin' better comes along.
Still, it's fun when they're fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it's part of evolution,
The pitter-patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles!
There's no limitation to mixin' and matchin'
Some get an itchin' for a critter they've been scratchin'.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better,
I hope that somethin' better comes along!!!
 

Drakkon

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bought me a fleshlight...no bitching, no drama, dont have to worry about her getting fat, dont whave to ever meet her parents, and never "has a headache" or "not in the mood"...its a great relationship :D
 

MustangSVT

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i do this and she bitches about it...

so I dont do this and she bitches about it...

bitch.. :p
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: Landroval
Originally posted by: Booster
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Booster
.. then I get to watch 15 mins of sex in the city.
Might as well go gay, you are half way there.

LOL. I hate women but you don't know how much more I loath men. And to have sex with them? I'll pass.


Have you tried a hermaphrodite? ;)

There are always transsexuals... :thumbsup::D
 
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We need women because they are better than we are. Their characteristics rubbing off on us is our primary redeaming quality.