Sounds like fun but I'm too old now. My liver would not enjoy all this delicious beer.

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I lived in Munich. Went to one. Didn't stay that long, and never went again. Oktoberfest is a tourist trap and a poorly maintained zoo where overcrowding, alcohol and tempers all mix.
It's a crowded, cheesy carny set on concrete.
Instead, go to the outdoor Beer Garden smack in the middle of Munich in the English Garden, one of the largest city parks in Europe which runs more or less the entire length of the city! On the weekends, a hidden band pumps out oom-pah-pah music from a Chinese Pagoda.
Thank Mad King Willie for that one.
Street muscians come through, and you can enjoy your non-overpriced "mass" (litre) of beer and giant soft pretzel while sitting with the regulars at a huge series of picnic benched tables.
It's what you thought Oktoberfest really was, but isn't!
It's said to seat 7,000 in one write-up. I don't think it's capacity is quite that large.
When you're feeling mellow, take a short stroll over the tiny foot bridge and down that path out into the meadow to the small hill atop which sits the Greek themed monopterous (thanks again, Mad King Willie!)
There, those who wish to probably still lie on the hill and, uhhhhh, openly indulge in "alternative tobacco" while the well dressed good Germans stick strictly to the narrow paved path walking their equally well coiffed dogs while other, even better Germans sunbath by the narrow, fast rushing Isar River.
Some very few of the BEST of the female variety sunbathe without their tops, and nobody gawks or makes a fuss at all.
For those of you who don't really know, Germans are cool. Seriously.
I lived in Munich. Went to one. Didn't stay that long, and never went again. Oktoberfest is a tourist trap and a poorly maintained zoo where overcrowding, alcohol and tempers all mix.
It's a crowded, cheesy carny set on concrete.
2007 and 2008.
Here is my 2007 thread.
(Also went as a child in 1990 or so, but I won't count that.)