i got up at 1pm, decided i wanted to go to a movie but everyone was gone, not a single one of my friends was home, so i spent the whole day(all 4 hours of it) on IRC 
what about the rest of you?
anyways, here are a few funnies:
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
and some Bushisms
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
-George Bush, US President
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President
what about the rest of you?
anyways, here are a few funnies:
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."
"Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"
and some Bushisms
"It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or another."
-George Bush, US President
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions --but I don't always agree with them."
-George Bush, US President
