Who does Chuck Norris look for under his bed before he goes to sleep?

[rudder]

Al-Assad, the boogeyman (who should be looking for Chuck Norris), an 8 foot alligator, or a 3 foot Iquana. I can't imagine what his reaction would be if he found any of those.

 

[PenguinPower]

His doppelganger. Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris. The universe implodes.

 

[z1ggy]

The only way al-assad would be under his bed would be b/c Chuck Norris kidnapped him and put him there.

 

[mmntech]

Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters because he's the monster under your bed.

 

[MontyAC]

Chuck can be all 4.

 

[Exterous]

Well, the only thing that would scare him would be a Democrat so as long as its not that he probably wont care

 

[Sonikku]

Bruce Lee. The only man who could ever defeat him knows his weakness; his immortal chest hair.

 

[zinfamous]

zombie of Bruce Lee, which would still kick Chuck Norris' shriveled weak ass.

 

[Krazy4Real]

His doppelganger. Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris. The universe implodes.

This is the only right answer.

 

[ImpulsE69]

A 12 inch dildo.

 

[PowerYoga]

Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters because he's the monster under your bed.

^^

 

[EliteRetard]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bed, he doesn't sleep.

He waits.

 

[exdeath]

His doppelganger. Chuck Norris vs. Chuck Norris. The universe implodes.

So that's how the Big Bang happened...

I'd the ponder then what came first, Chuck Norris or the Big Bang but we already know it was Chuck Norris.

 

[Puppies04]

Do you really think a man who can do a wheelie on a unicycle checks for anything under his bed before he sleeps?

Oh, also this...

Chuck Norris doesn't have a bed, he doesn't sleep. He waits.

 

[exdeath]

Do you really think a man who can do a wheelie on a unicycle checks for anything under his bed before he sleeps?

Oh, also this...

The bed checks under Chuck Norris.

 

[Schmide]

Chuck can't see under his bed because of the 10 thousand years of darkness.

 

[CurseTheSky]

Monsters check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

 

[ch33zw1z]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. Trick question.

 

[alkemyst]

He checks for me. He knows one day I am so fucking his mom.

 

[mmntech]

He checks for me. He knows one day I am so fucking his mom.

Oh no you didn't just say that. Start running, NOW! D:
http://youtu.be/92gP2J0CUjc?t=1m32s

 

[Jaskalas]

Chuck Norris checks for P&N under his bed.

 

[satyajitmenon]

Sirron Kcuhc

 

[Brian Stirling]

A 12 inch dildo.

More likely a Bruce Lee Fist Dildo...


Brian

 

[Via]

He looks to make sure no one stole his total gym.

duh.

 

[KlokWyze]

Chuck Norris checks for P&N under his bed.

I thought of Chuck Norris staying up late at night, in fetal position, up right, rocking back and forth with his eyes wide open.... thinking of P&N. This made me chuckle. :biggrin: