who dies in the last potter book?

BigJ

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Hermoine from dehydration after a week-long orgy with her, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Professor McGonagall.
 

The Batt?sai

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Hermoine from dehydration after a week-long orgy with her, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Professor McGonagall.

:confused:

:Q

i expect nothing less from bigj. but thats kinda mean what you said about her!
 

ForumMaster

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Hermoine from dehydration after a week-long orgy with her, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Professor McGonagall.
FTW!:disgust::laugh:
 

rachelmb

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I think Harry and Voldermort kill each other, Ron and Hermione get married and Lupin and Tonks get married and one of the couples names their first son Harry. AND i think Hagrid will die protecting Harry, Ron and Hermione while they search for the remaining horcruxes.
 

Ricemarine

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Originally posted by: ForumMaster
Originally posted by: BigJ
Hermoine from dehydration after a week-long orgy with her, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Professor McGonagall.
FTW!:disgust::laugh:

It will be a bigger hit than the Harry Potter series itself. That small quote.

As long as some wrinkly old people aren't in it ;).

And they when those that aren't wrinkly are 18 or older :).
 

JEDI

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Originally posted by: BigJ
Hermoine from dehydration after a week-long orgy with her, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Professor McGonagall.

how can she be dehydrated with all the .. um.. liquids she's injusting?

Btw- It's Harry who dies. Rowling verified it, sort of...
 

BigToque

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Originally posted by: JEDI
Originally posted by: BigJ
Hermoine from dehydration after a week-long orgy with her, Ron, Harry, Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Professor McGonagall.

how can she be dehydrated with all the .. um.. liquids she's injusting?

Btw- It's Harry who dies. Rowling verified it, sort of...

How exactly did she verify it?
 

JoshGuru7

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Spoiler:



Harry and Voldemort kill each other, but then Ron will wake up in a sweat and realize that he's a normal human attending boarding school and the entire thing was a dream.