I believe it was Arturos, who wrote of Abanarthon, who was vaguely familiar with the ideas of Yedeladon, who had heard them in the first place from Purinetel (who'd actually just misread the back of a packet of biscuits), that postulated that the creator of the creator might be known. It was his disciple, Pudding, who transcribed Arturos' words into the back of a small yet ornate lizard that just happened to be crawling across his leg as he was about to carve the utterations into his own flesh. The lizard, who was not named Jed, scurried away and stowed away upon a boat, to come to his resting place in the Upper Inner Western Shores of Pu. He was then shortly caught and put into a sack by a man whose name was, in fact, Jed. The secrets revealed by Arturos by way of--all those other guys, were nearly lost for all time in a nasty-tasting sort of amphibian souffle, but were then saved by a bird who swooped down from the sky and gouged Jed's eyes out for no apparent reason.
The lizard escaped at this time, and came into the possession of the evil sorceror Timnak, who intended to use it to divine the ultimate evilness. He did so, and much to his dismay, he found that these were not the secrets to the universe as he'd thought, but instead the directions to make a rather smashing bowl of pudding. Upon finding this, he flung the pudding out the window, and it came to meet the head of Upnoop, and left somewhat of a nasty lump. He ate the pudding, and proclaimed in the best pudding in the world. He died scant moments later, as it also happened to be nearly the most deadly pudding in the world as well.
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