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Who cracks more necks: Ninjas or Pirates?

I don't think Pirates are really known to crack many necks, while for Ninjas it's an important part of the job description. Willie Stargell was a badass though.
 
Ninjas are smooth and cool, and that's a fact. They can crack someones neck even if they have been friends since the fourth grade. I once saw a ninjas flip out at his best friends birthday party. He popped a boner then turned around and decapitated the birthday boy! But he didn't even think twice about it, he just wailed on a guitar and porked all the moms. Don't get me wrong; pirates are cool and by cool I mean totally sweet. Cracking necks is just not their forte. I know this because I feel it in my heart (and my pee pee)
 
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