whitey tighties and proud!

theMan

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i want to proclaim that i'm a proud wearer of those underwear which are both white and tight, commonly known as whitey tighties. would all the other members of ATOT who are members of the WT clan please stand up with me? we are tired of being disrespected for so long, we want respect! we are better than those boxer wearers who are always hindered by their loose nuts slapping against their legs, or those who wear non white underwear (i mean, why waste all that dye?).

join me! proclaim your whitey tightieness! rejoice in the beauty of your underwear!
 

randay

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i was embarressed to wear white underwear so i put a nice thick racing stripe on mine.
 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: theman
i want to proclaim that i'm a proud wearer of those underwear which are both white and tight, commonly known as whitey tighties. would all the other members of ATOT who are members of the WT clan please stand up with me? we are tired of being disrespected for so long, we want respect! we are better than those boxer wearers who are always hindered by their loose nuts slapping against their legs, or those who wear non white underwear (i mean, why waste all that dye?).

join me! proclaim your whitey tightieness! rejoice in the beauty of your underwear!

They're too binding. My boys need to breathe.

And what does your girl think about it? Even if I wanted to wear briefs, my wife wouldn't let me.
 

nick1985

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I hear it helps you score points with the ladies wearing whitey tighties :thumbsdown:
 

troytime

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tighties...but not whiteys

most are red or blue or black or grey (a few green and a few purple)
they hide the bacon strips better...plus target had them on clearance last fall and i bought 8 packs (at 6 pair per pack)

boxers are comfy without any pants and if i'm just sitting on the couch
but they're not suitable for everyday life.
 

spidey07

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Aug 4, 2000
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You're mom is calling. Better get back so she can change your pants.

Whitey-tighties = wittle boy. We gave you wedgies for a reason.

 

zeruty

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I've never heard of them referred to as whitey tighties... just tighty whiteys...
and hell no I don't wear them...

prepubescence is calling and wants it's underwear back.
 

Buck Armstrong

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Originally posted by: zeruty
I've never heard of them referred to as whitey tighties... just tighty whiteys...
and hell no I don't wear them...

prepubescence is calling and wants it's underwear back.

Yeah, they just don't work once you start getting erections, do they?
 

theMan

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so one's with me then? where's the self confidence? damn. i'm so self confident, i wear the whitey tighties/ tightey whities and have had sex before! you guys are so superficial.
 

nakedfrog

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Originally posted by: TastesLikeChicken
"Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do, it?s usually something unusual."

Something in a low-rise mesh bikini?
 

preslove

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Originally posted by: theman
so one's with me then? where's the self confidence? damn. i'm so self confident, i wear the whitey tighties/ tightey whities and have had sex before! you guys are so superficial.

Molesting your retarded cousin doesn't count.
 

theMan

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i'll have you know my family is free of retards thank you very much. we just have one heroin addict, that's it. ok? don't be talking trash about the fam.

and whitey tighties are sexy. real women know. i have my name written on the tags of all of them too. that's sex appeal. 60% of the time it's 100% effective in gettin' the ladies.