white van speaker scam sighted!

[Yossarian]

as I was parking my car at Ralphs the slowly moving white van approached and the scammer asked if I needed any speakers for my home. I pulled my wire guided anti tank missile out from my glove box and blew the van to pieces.

 

[pray4mojo]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as I was parking my car at Ralphs the slowly moving white van approached and the scammer asked if I needed any speakers for my home. I pulled my wire guided anti tank missile out from my glove box and blew the van to pieces.

since thats the only sane thing to do.

 

So I guess you didn't need any speakers.

 

[anxi80]

...and as you drove away, the van slowly started to melt into liquid substance and then began regrouping and forming into 2 white vans.

/cues dramatic music

 

[andylawcc]

HAHAHAHAHHA.... funny replies ....

 

[MustangSVT]

you should have checked out what they had 😛

 

[keeleysam]

shens

 

[TriStar]

Buy the speakers + ebay = profit

 

[blahblah99]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as I was parking my car at Ralphs the slowly moving white van approached and the scammer asked if I needed any speakers for my home. I pulled my wire guided anti tank missile out from my glove box and blew the van to pieces.

Shoulda told them your police department is looking to upgrade their PA systems with new speakers.

 

[CrackRabbit]

You should of said, "No but do I have a deal for you..." and procede to the trunk of your car and offer them your tire iron for sale, and when they refuse beat the crap out of the van.

 

[cubby1223]

It's been probably 7 or 8 years since I've been approached by a "speaker van" outside of a Best Buy, wonder exactly what they do that for anyways... maybe it's like last week's Family Guy ep. - "You know, I've got some candy in my van if your kid wants some..."

 

[mwtgg]

Originally posted by: cubby1223
It's been probably 7 or 8 years since I've been approached by a "speaker van" outside of a Best Buy, wonder exactly what they do that for anyways... maybe it's like last week's Family Guy ep. - "You know, I've got some candy in my van if your kid wants some..."

Wait a minute..!
Ohhh, you got me!

 

[Ketteringo]

The only thing in the back of that van was RAPE.