Which US president can kick others' ass in their prime shape?

[Zeze]

Inspired by the recent Canadian politicians boxing it out.

You have the power to bring them into their peak shape DURING their presidency age. I think Dubya would be the biggest crying pansy. Obama would do surprisingly well for a hipster. Bill would fight dirty.

Nixon looks pretty damn aggressive.

 

[purbeast0]

i think abe lincoln would wreck havok. dude just looks like a boss.

 

[KeithTalent]

Andrew Jackson.

KT

 

[Zeze]

i think abe lincoln would wreck havok. dude just looks like a boss.

He was tall, but scrawny and often sick.

 

[KaOTiK]

Andrew Jackson, he would beat the crap out of people with his hickory cane.

 

[amdhunter]

Ronald Reagan.

 

[Kev]

Teddy Roosevelt would mop the floor with all of these bitches/

 

[Kev]

While Roosevelt was campaigning in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, on October 14, 1912, a saloonkeeper named John Schrank shot him, but the bullet lodged in his chest only after penetrating his steel eyeglass case and passing through a thick (50 pages) single-folded copy of the speech he was carrying in his jacket.[60] Roosevelt, as an experienced hunter and anatomist, correctly concluded that since he was not coughing blood, the bullet had not completely penetrated the chest wall to his lung, and so declined suggestions he go to the hospital immediately. Instead, he delivered his scheduled speech with blood seeping into his shirt.[61] He spoke for 90 minutes. His opening comments to the gathered crowd were, "Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know whether you fully understand that I have just been shot; but it takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose."[62] Afterwards, probes and x-ray showed that the bullet had traversed three inches (76 mm) of tissue and lodged in Roosevelt's chest muscle but did not penetrate the pleura, and it would be more dangerous to attempt to remove the bullet than to leave it in place. Roosevelt carried it with him for the rest of his life.[63]

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[RavenSEAL]

Teddy Roosevelt would mop the floor with all of these bitches/

This

 

[KaOTiK]

http://www.cracked.com/article_15895_the-5-most-badass-presidents-all-time.html

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

I'm pretty sure Roosevelt and Grant would be kicking ass.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

 

[AstroManLuca]

Andrew Jackson.

KT

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[NikolaeVarius]

Jackson
Roosevelt
Abraham Lincoln.

Well, did any of them other than Lincoln hunt vampires?

 

[Perknose]

See below, forgot about Teddy. He!'s the biggest badass by far!

 

[American Gunner]

I tell you who wouldn't win, JFK. And he'd never see it coming either...

 

[zokudu]

Teddy Roosevelt.

 

[Via]

You figure the military men would have an edge.

I'd go with Grant but I guess he was a heavy drinker, so his "peak shape" in his later years may have been limited.

 

[IAteYourMother]

I'd say Bush would do pretty damn well.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Gerald Ford

 

[Sixguns]

Franklin D Roosevelt would just roll over the competition.

 

[Anubis]

Teddy Roosevelt would mop the floor with all of these bitches/

this, teddy > all

 

[American Gunner]

Franklin D Roosevelt would just roll over the competition.

I doubt that, FDR rarely stood for anything.

 

[Perknose]

Forgot about this.

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[lupi]

Teddy